Whats the dumbest thing youve ever done?

I can imagine the pummeling.

 

Some of these just seem a little far fetched.

 

Opening this thread...

Honestly, I'd say fucking up my childhood. I cheated in almost every single test, even though I could've got through it easily. Oh well, fuck childhood.

 

Hey i live in burton, thats real close to you

& ive got to say the dumbest thing ive done in the past 2 months is probably sprayed deodarent in the "smokers corner" in my school... smelt of burnt hair for the rest of the day lmao :nuts:

 

tried to jump over a crevice that was about 6 feet away. broke my hand and leg.

 

mine would probably be throwing a few cans of various explosive items into a fire and not running for my life or cheating on my girlfriend with one of my best friends(now they both hate me lol)

 

selling 1 ounce of marajuana to 2 5th graders for $200 there parents realized they were high off there asses and told them i sold it to them btw i was 17 and o still am 17

 

On Apr. 1st. For April fools, I switched the Sugar and The salt....Not knowing we were having 10 guests over that day. So we ended up serving Sweet Mash Potatoes, Salty coffee and Sweet pork

 

Okay the current dumbest thing i've ever done has probably been trying to drag a police officer. He was in an un-marked cop car so i didn't realise he was a police, so i was like there at the lights, revving up, took off then yeah... wasn't cool.

 

just recently, when i couldnt hold my pee any longer, i went up to the urinal and you know when you undo your zip and u just let it go too early, and the pee gets on ur pants and shirt because u didnt take it out fast enough, well yeah, you guys wont admit it, but i will.

then you stand outside in the wind and hopefully it dries, dont think I dont know these things, its a guy thing and you know it.

 

LMFAO, thats the dumbest thing i've ever heard. I've honestly never had that happen before and i don't think many others have either.

 

i know it sounds really really random, but seriously, just one of those times you held it because of a conference or something, then you just bust out, and while your lowering your zipper, your penis is still not out yet and its still in your pants, its had to have happened ONCE

 

I was running late for one of my swim events, so I decided to change near the blocks (where you start), I had a towel on my waist and no one really noticed, I then heard LAST CALL FOR LANE X, so I rushed up on the blocks and realized oh shit that wasn't a leg whole.

 

just now told my mom that i didnt want to do my essay and now shes making me do it right now and i feel like punching her in the face now god damnit

 

Mhm prolly buying a hookah on eBay and having it sent to my house ...I'm 15 LOL

 

For a start that doesnt make sense. You said, whats the dumbest thing you've ever done. Then you say lets make it in the last 2 months?

Anyways, proberly when i robbed from the shop around the corner from my house, got caught then legged it. Then went in the next day and got caught again. ;D

 

well.....i think that going inside a supermarket cart and then rolling down a steep enterance to an underground parking lot would probably be it, luckily i got my ass out of it in 1 piece without any broken limbs, or teeth.

done it years ago though



another equally stupid (though funny) thing is trying to pull the sun-lotion prank from "american pie band camp" on our school trip to the desert XD


although if you want something really recent....i forgot to make a really important essay for school , and i needed an excuse, so i decided to go for the classic "dog ate homework" excuse, although i elaborated it a bit, i took a random page from my notebook (with stuff wirtten on it) and had my neighbour's dog give it a bite....and then i told my teacher that the dog ate my essay, when he didnt believe me i pulled out the bitten page XD



oh my, i think i have mental problems lol

 

Probably thinking it would be fun to jump off my roof into the snow!

Woo!

Little did i know i jumped into the fluff part, which landed me stomach first almost to the ground.

Ouch. It hurt.

 

trying to feel up yoda

 

Mistakened a hot Girl for a Friend.
Walked up to her, Put my hands around her and Dry humped her Ass.

Lit Thermite on a Steel pot. Stepped in the melted metal...

Took a Shit off a Roof, Landed on Police head.

Ehh Several things.

Rolled a Blunt In front of my teacher.
She was just watching me.(I think she wanted some)