teh reel spam guidlinez lul

so leik. i r c dat dese forum r go2shit. so, as teh uberspamkingz0r, i has vow'd to clan it up, k?

wen i wuz teh king larst time, i had a thred w/ guidelins on how2post n be funnee n not use teh 4chan memes cuz dey r teh lamez0rz

so her we go:

• IF SOM1 DUZ NOT FOLLOW TEH GUIDLINEZ, IGNOR TEH THRED/POST. IT BE BUMPT OFF TEH PAGE!!
• IGNORE TEH VOUCH THREDZ. DEY R 4 NEEBS. LET DEM B BUMP'T OFF TEH FIRST PAGE. DUN POST IN DEM BCUZ DATS LAEM

neway, on2more important thingz:

• du not use teh 4chon memez. dey r lame. use em n u die.
• propr gramr r laem. dun use it n teh spam forumz, k?
• so r teh propr speln'g
• u shud alwais use teh emoticons bcuz they r teh rockz0rz
• plz end ur posts n e-ther 'kthx' r 'discuss'
• plz inclood a pictcha wen possibul plz
• b funnee plz. dun us teh old joeks bcuz originality r cool.
• y00 c4n u53 73h 13375p34k 1f y00 1i3k

if u can has a suggestion 4teh list u cn post it her or u can sned me teh PMz0rz.

kthx

 

lulomg its liek thes were set oot jus 4 me!1!!

 

u has t3h r1t3 1d34!

g00d j0b kthx

3y3 n333d d1s 2 b stikyd

 

you misspelled everything, pretty much

was it intentional? or.. not? because i can't read it

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- propr gramr r laem. dun use it n teh spam forumz, k?
- so r teh propr speln'g


lolurlaem
kthx

 

lolurthereasonspamforumsucksyoufuck

 

!surprise

 

jesse r u nt supp0s3d 2flame h3r3

 

!surprise

u won dem 280 second k:line D:

 

4ll i n33d to s4y is ur l33t _

 

Its going to take more effort to try and type like a retard then to use some what proper grammar.


/outcast

 

lul x9 r s0 l33t it r crazy

have meh b4by3s pl0x?



l0v3 yh00 x9

kthx d155cu55

 

how about this:

-perfect spelling does not mean you are a g-nass and missing commas, apostrophes, and minor grammar mistakes does not make you a retard. so just dont even fucking mention grammar in the spam forumz.
-ending your post like this /(randomword) is funny
-4chan memes are funny if you use them at the right time, but you are lame if you overuse them.
-dont type in 1337speek it is fucking annoying and impossible to read. you are a faggot if you do so.
-typinglikethisissometimesfunnybutFUCKINGANNOYINGIFYOUDOITFORTOOLONG. so like several words connected together to make one message in the right context could be funny... but just dont overdo it.


-sarcasm. do it.


-MOST IMPORTANTLY: DNT TAEK NETHING SRSLY DIS IS FREEKING SPAM FORUMZ HAV SUM FUN JEEZ

 

One rule.

If you have to be told how to spam, you fucking suck.

x9iswin

 

no fuck 4chon memes they suk balz

kthx

heres black guy, stay happee

 

Kthx
bmp 4 trut
ty
bai
ling spam x9!11A!

 

Everyone knows I'm in over my head..
Over my head..
/ndsuch

 

niys.

kthx.

 

By the way, MUDKIP FUCKING SUCKS!!
an grammers r00l, i leik grmmers

 

You forgot you must be athiest to fit in, raight?
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