Funny Statistics

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(about that glass, I didn't know he was talking about the cracks, lol)

 

Holy fucking christ! ^^

 

%100 percent of all asians have a small penus.

 

I suppose you would know that from personal experience. Correct?

 

Americas science teachings is the same as a third world countries.

 

Size matters

 

http://funnyfact.com/funnystatistics.shtml

Good one...lol.

 

Age most people stop believing in Santa Claus : 8
Number of chemical elements in the universe : 104
In a glass of New Jersey tap water : 98

Salary of the average Pro Wrestler : $47,500 /yr.
If Pro Wrestling didn't exist : $4.25/hr.


Average miles per gallon you can expect if a
car maker's ad says " 30 mpg, city" : 23

 

That doesn't make any sense. That means that for every car crash he's is, he'll survive 2.5 car crashes.

 

How does it NOT make sense? If you are Fat, you are 250% MORE LIKELY to survive than someone who is UNDERWEIGHT...Not to hard

 

That's not what you said.

 

It doesn't make sense because having a 250% CHANCE, and being 250% MORE LIKELY, to have something occur, are two totally different things.

 

That may seem true but it's complete bullshit.

 

Totally untrue.

 

Real boobs can save a girls life when shes drowning.

 

LOL.
Mad props to you
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

 

In soviet russia,statistics post YOU!

 

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

A quarter has 119 grooves around the edge.
A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

 

50% of Sythe can't speak with proper grammer.

 

It's probably higher.