IRC Screenshots and Stuff =D

Mass murder

* Gearz ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (Shin (no)))
<nonamekiller> ya Shin might kill us
<Decisive> That got really annoyig..
<nonamekiller>
* @Zypur ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (Shin (no)))
* Decisive ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (Shin (no)))
<nonamekiller> aww
<juvenilepunk> I stopped
* nonamekiller ([email protected]) Quit (Killed (Shin (no)))
<juvenilepunk> =)
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* Disconnected
* Attempting to rejoin channel #Sythe

 

LOL at darbys timing

 

It was my first day... I was jk >.<


This is from like a week ago...
( 13:58:21 ) ( &Ryan ) Thus, the official rank of the largest penis belongs to a man measured and documented by Dr. Robert Dickinson in the earlier part of the twentieth century. This record-holding penis was 13.5 inches in length and 6.25 inches in circumference.
( 13:58:37 ) ( Chewbacca ) woah
( 13:58:42 ) ( &Ryan ) That's a huge fucking dick >.>
( 13:58:49 ) ( %Finn ) I'd suck that

 

wut.

 

God smote him

 

olol.

 

[07:54:21] <Daily> i'm friends with a few people over 21
[07:54:32] <@Unknown> like yuor parents?

 

Proof that MegaMatt is gay:

[22:02:37] <+MegaMatt> pussycat dolls are men
[22:02:44] <wtp> i knew it
[22:02:48] <+MegaMatt> except for the hot one..

 

vocuah 4 ironablaed1! I was der1!

It's true. >.>

 

haha..funny shit, brings back mmrys

 

Ahahaha.

What a great quote from dear Finnigan.

 

These are from Bash.org -- I thought they were funny xD

<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?


A black baby was given wings by God. The baby asked "does this mean im an angel." God laughed & said naw nigga u a bat


<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops


<Zanthis(ALE)> AFK, tornado


<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
icon_pointr.gif Beefpile ([email protected]) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
icon_pointl.gif Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<


<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit


<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. sad.gif


<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Thank you for listening to me.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> You know your a really good listener.
<xxxGirlygirlxxx> Sweety please say something.
<Sandaedar> Ok I'm back.


<Fashykekes> Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."


<Fulgore> whats the complement to a 43 degree angle?
<sparks> My you're looking "acute" today
<Fulgore> fuck you



<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense


<BombScare> i beat the internet
<BombScare> the end guy is hard


<DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<DannyB> she was confused


omg its zack wtf: my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests


<MasterG> .....................................................................
..................................
<judas> where's pacman when you need him?


random girl: hey!
me: ...hi?
me: who is this?
random girl: Jessica, I saw u on myspace
random girl: ur hot
me: thanks
random girl: np
me: this girl keeps bugging me, but I don't want to talk to her
me: what should I do?
random girl: make up sum excuse, like ur mom is kickin u off or sumthing
me: oh alright
me: I have to go
me: my mom is kicking me off
me: bye


Jakefeb3: do you know a turtles only weakness?
AvatarOfSolusek: no
AvatarOfSolusek: well
AvatarOfSolusek: thier slowness
Jakefeb3: there weakness is they cant roll over when they are on their backs
AvatarOfSolusek: lol
Jakefeb3: now i have a plan
Jakefeb3: if i duck tape 2 turtles together they are unstoppable


<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that


<@Terror> "It's easy to forget what a sin is in the middle of a battlefield."
<@cky> opposite over hypotenuse
<@cky> dipshit


<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
<Meph|st0> thats the greatest eebay feedback i have ever seen


<FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me.
<FM{FF1}> ...men.
<FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO.


Scud: The other day, in the park, I was wondering why frisbees look bigger and bigger as they get closer to you
Scud: And then it hit me


<Tsk> oiuyniyu98h987h89yh87y98yjn987j987y897yhkiuk;''''
<Tsk> sorry.. there was a spider on my keyboard.


<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<Zybl0re> get up
<Zybl0re> get on up
<phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances biggrin.gif-<
* nmp3bot dances biggrin.gif|-<
* nmp3bot dances biggrin.gif/-<


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<Uther> bah!
<Uther> fucking disconnected my ass
<Lucca> Wow, if you take that to be an actual, grammatically-correct sentence, it's really rather wrong.


Mike: i downloaded a virus to test my current virus protector. guess what, it failed the test


<Sharkey> Always had that trouble at libraries. "How much to buy this book." "This is a library, not a bookstore." "Alright, what happens if I lose it?" "You have to pay for it." "Alright, I'd like to borrow this book. Oh! Where did it go?"


Itsm3: Cardboard, when you were little your parents used to tell you to stop making that face or you would be ugly for the rest of your life.
Itsm3: And then they realized. . . you weren't making a face.
CardboardBoxes: sad.gif

<0dan0> i have peed like 10 minutes in the last 5 minutes


<Rjx> "Funeral" is an anagram for "Real Fun"
<Rjx> Go Figure.


Hawkins030: Why are people in 90 degree weather so white?
Hawkins030: Because the tan of 90 degrees doesn't exist.


<kindman34> fubar, how do you spend your time off-line?
<fubar-42o> what. you mean like single-player?


<Storm> Ah shit theres a fire in the dorms
<Storm> Guess I should leave, brb
<Zekk> Hhmm.... that sucks
<Storm> Whew, it got put out
<Zekk> Everything OK?
<Storm> Yea, we are thinking about starting another one to get all the chicks out there in their underwear again =P


<kegpin> I gotta go.
<Krebstar> ok, get better soon, keg.
<puppyfish> aww... is keg sick?
<Krebstar> nope. I just think he could be better than he is.


SpOoNmAn· man, one time i had a Mr Heros roman burger...that fuckin thing passed thry my bowels in about 5 minutes...i was in the mall and had enuff time to run to the closest bathroom. I was about to sit down and my ass erupted, i blew shit all over the toilet and a guy was in the next stall....he screamed and ran out.


Kanishka: The vagina has 3 holes right?
Sahil: no
Kanishka: Yeah it does; one for the dick and two for the balls
<lol>
Sahil: No you fucking dumbass, there aren't three holes
Kanishka: Then where do the balls go in?
Kyle: They...don't.


<[GSF]Nitro> if that hot assistant had done a tumor check on my nads, it would have been an embarrassing experience for both of us
<Quizical> heh
<PunMeister> lol
<The_Spaniard> excuse me sir can you do something about that erection
<[GSF]Nitro> unless she found a tumor.. that would kill the mood pretty fast I bet
<[GSF]Nitro> 8=============D
<[GSF]Nitro> you have cancer
<[GSF]Nitro> 8D


(Deranged): I wanna get a job in a candy store putting fudge into boxes.
(Deranged): That way, when people ask what I do for a living, I can say I'm a fudge packer.


<klerck> I've been wearing my immortality bracelet for a month, and I haven't died yet


JoshTheOliver: i wear 7 condoms at once. it gives my penis an even bigger look to it


[tim:] fuck this game
[tim:] the more you beat it the harder it gets
[tim:] ... oh god.
[tim:] that was never going to sound right.


(PeckerFACE): Girls are like parking spaces, the good ones are taken, and the ones that are left are either too far out there, or handicapped.


(IceMage): Life is like a pile of shit.


<LIQuid> my mom is convinced that i need milk
<LIQuid> yeah well i tell her that i dont need to be artifically breast feed by genetically altered and enhanced cows
<LIQuid> all she says "dont make me get your father"
<Deke> your dad is going to breastfeed you?


<NuttO> 'I went to a movie last night and saw a marquee for [Eight Crazy Nights]: "EIGHT CRAZY NIG" 10:30.'


<@MCJ> there was a little piece of soap left in the shower
<@MCJ> about the size of a credit card
<@MCJ> so i ran it through my butt crack making beep beep noises


<ld>: my parents got really pissed at me for my grades
<leet eskimo>: sux to be you
<ld>: but i ownd their faces off
<leet eskimo>: how
<ld>: well "i cant belive you have a 50 in gym" "it's ok, i had subway for lunch"


<epictetus> is heart.gif supposed to be a heart or an ass hat?


<evildemi> what's your yearbook quote gonna say?
<helveti> "TRAPPED IN A YEARBOOK FACTORY PLEASE SEND HELP"


<KANG> you know you're bored when you boot up ad-aware 5.8 and 6.0 and watch them race


<Spekkosaurus> C: drive looks happier than D: drive


<Creeper> when they neuter a dog do they actually like remove the balls or do they just cut a wire somewhere
<~Vash> NO NOT THE BLUE WIRE!!!!! *dog explodes*


schala: ... youve never had a pap smear.
schala: Let me explain
schala: they make you lay on a cold hospital bed with your legs like whee and then they shove a whoops in your wahoo and make it go zweep and then it goes weeeeeem and then they poke your weebleweebles and then you're done
danni: -Blinks.-
danni: Explain that in ENGLISH?!
schala: I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A METAL CHIP CLIP


<ILLogik> i was having cybersex with this chick but she wouldn't go all the way so i had to rape her


<ikkenai> What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
<TheFlux> not an oil based one
<TheFlux> it may catch fire


*** Penfold has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
*** Penfold ([email protected]) has joined #keble
<Penfold> Excess flood my arse
<Ganesh> no thanks


<RobertDylan> "Physics is to math as sex is to masturbation"
<zwei> i am so much better at math than physics
<zwei> wait
<zwei> fuck


<Tim3WorX> somtimes
<Tim3WorX> when i'm naked
<Tim3WorX> and alone
<j4yj0hn> dont finish that sentence


***Welcome to MSN Support***
<MSN Assistant> Hello how can I help?
<Divination> I recently downloaded msn 6.2 and it has been giving me problemsâ&#8364;¦
<MSN Assistant> Yes, please continue.
<Divination> I canâ&#8364;&#8482;t stop drinking I think Iâ&#8364;&#8482;ve turned into an alcoholicâ&#8364;¦
*MSN Assistant has left the conversation.


<@HEMI> I'm tempted to start going to work in ripped jeans/shirts and tell them that's all I can afford on what they're paying me.


<PinkeyPooh> my wireless connection is going slower then 2 turtles fucking in jello


<BoZZ> my thing don't work...
<[TX]-KnacK_WerK> well at least ur not married...


<kurai> lol this is the best warning ever looklook:
<kurai> This is your brain -> O
<kurai> This is your brain on drugs -> o
<kurai> This is your butthole -> o
<kurai> This is your butthole in prison -> O


<downer> who is you?
<Sarpedon> yo mama
<Sarpedon> oh wait... i'm sorry
<Sarpedon> i often confuse myself WITH PEOPLE I FUCK


<mikeD> ya i got into a fight im so pissed....
<abrutii> well... did you win?
<mikeD> no but i got a good hit in
<abrutii> ya? thats good, where did you hit him?
<mikeD> i hit his hand with my eye
<abrutii> lmfao


<irzyxel> RANDY !
<irzyxel> long time no see !
<irzyxel> hows the kids
<Randy`> still in my testicles, thankfully


<Athena-X> have you ever tried to make a ':|' face in real life? try and do it without looking stupid and/or retarded. it's quite a challenge!


<StrangelyUnoriginal>So I was at Walmart, being the financial transaction overlord of register 21.
Rite, and this kid walks up, I ring up his items and he says, "So I heard you like mudkips?" so I acted all confused like he expected me to andhe had a little faggoty giggle then he asked me what his total was and I said, "Your total, IT'S OVER NINE THOUSSSSSSAAAAND!" and my manager was like, "lol wtf?" then I grabbed the pricing scanner and crushed it in my hand.


InnerGoat: My wife has 2 problems. One is the fact that everytime she gets drunk she gets mean. She always looks for a fight, or a way to make me feel like shit me. The other problem is that every morning after she gets drunk she has an explosive watery shit. One night she pushed me to far.
She was drunk of course and felling a little frisky so we we messing around and I tried to put it in the butt, she got mad and started talking shit, about how I'm no good and my dick is small, and that she probally wouldn't even feel it. so we never did have sex.
After she went to sleep I couldn't get the pain of her saying my dick was small out of my head. I wanted to embarrass her as much as she embarrased me. So I got an Idea
I went to my sons room and got his bag of marbles. i then went to my secret stash and got a bottle of lube. I could just image her reactions when you shit marbles the next morning. I lubed them up one at a time and slowly pushed each one in. About a hundered in all. I got so excited I jerked off then giggled my self to sleep.
The next morning I woke up so excited I couldn't stand it. I made allot of noise getting dressed so she would wake up. She did and not 3 minutes later she said " oh my stomach. not again" and ran to the bathroom. I was in thee brushing my teeth. Usually she would tell me to leave but the urge was to intense. She sat down and let it rip.
She dam near had a heart attack from the noise. The marbles hitting the porcelin sounded like a machine gun going off in the bathroon. She turned white as a sheet and stood up. Still shitting all over the place. Marbles rolling all over the floor as they bounced around. It took her a couple of minutes to put it all together. She said " What the ****" I just laughed and laughed as she packed her shit and left.
I really do kind of miss her though.

 

Making lulz at Verts:

[10:40:02] <AzzBr0> omg a bird is in my house
[10:40:17] <@Zypur> Oh god! Stand on it!

 

Ares...Were you actually at ANY of those conversations? :|

 

lmao some of those are great

 

Lol i liked them

 

:< there is no need. you could well have stood on that spider, zypur.

 

I don't like spiders

 

haha wow, great stuff lol

 

Nope, he's just posting to get his post count up.