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  1. ItsNate

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    Hef single???? .......... Never

    At least The Girls Next Door will still be on for another two seasons :)
     
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    I feel so bad for him.
     
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    I wonder what motivated her into dating a guy 60 years older..
     
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    Hef can never be 'single', he always has a girl on his shoulder. Hef's one old ass pimp lol.
     
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    But anyways, I wouldn't think that he would stay single. Ever, lol.
     
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    Publicity and money my boy.
     
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    Well consider the other girls are thinking of leaving; look what they have now

    Kendra - Modelling and making her own money and can afford to move into a really great place - Thanks to Hef for the free room & everything she has in life.

    Bridget - All the reporting gigs she gets because of her celebrity fame for being on "the girls next door" - Thanks to Hef of course for even letting the show go to air

    Holly - Well she makes money off modelling, working for playboy and everything; also thanks to hef, but I think she used him the most... To get to where she is today.

    They all just used him; got famous, made their own money and now they don't need him . . .

    Plus they all make money off their products, girl next door dvds, and calendars and everything else...

    They are properly the smartest bunch out of the lot... how many other ex-girlfriends did you regularly hear about when they were with Hef???
     
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    He won't stay single long, he's Hugh Fucking Hefner.
     
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    I don't like that old dude, i hope he dies.
     
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    I bet Hugh Hefner is feeling depressed. He gets used in every relationship.
     
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    Guess its the next girls turn lol. That won't take long.
     
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    So he is losing one, but might gain some hot twins.
    Where is the down side to this???
     
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    Hefner will NEVER be single, EVER. At least Girls Next Door will continue on for awhile, before I have to find another show on E! to whank to. (I mean seriously, how many of their shows, are meant for you to whank to...a zillion?)
     
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