Your Mom Jokes

Post them.


This thread has them.


But then who was momma?






Yo' momma so white, when she gave birf to yo nigga ass the doctor thought she shit herself!

 

your mum is a slag.

 

Yo momma so fat, when she put on her yellow rain coat... a person ran up and yelled "taxi!".

lame i know, lol.

 

Your mom is a bitch

 

your mom is my mom

 

bruva! <3

 

Your mother is like your father. She has a penis.

 

ya ma, bitch.

 

oh shi-

 

Your mom.



It's actually not intended to be funny. Your mom jokes have taken on the meaning of mockery, rather than insulting. It was so overused, that more often than not, horrible "Your mom" jokes are told simply to belittle those who take them seriously, or tell them purely as an insult.

It's a form of irony with a bit of hypocrisy.

 

Your mother is the blonde haired asian chink with the dirty sanchez mustache in Bubbya's signature.

Not really a joke just informing everyone.

 

i feel wanted

 

Your mom is so gangsta, she gave birth to Deacon Frost. <3

 

Yo momma is so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.

 

Your mom is so fat then when she went on the scale it said her phone number! ooooooo!

 

Yo mama sooo stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Pretty cool eh??

 

your mother's pussy is kinda cool, i prefer it warm so that's why i aint yo daddy.

 

Your mother is morbidly obese and will therefore die soon. I would also like to conclude that you too are obese and possibly a homosexual.

 

Your mother is so fat, that Chuck Norris.

 

lol.... you kinda trailed off there dude