How to get bitch slapped easy at the movies.R 13+

IN RESPONCE TO THE OTHER GUYS "HOW TO PUT YOUR ARM AROUND A GIRL" GUIDE.

No little boy's should do this guide you might still be afraid of girl germs.

this guide will either get you a bitch slap or a umm....bitch slap.

Ok all you require is some hoodlumish clothes eg:

baggy hoodie (preferably black)
jeans
camo pants
shoes

also some money for a ticket/popcorn.

ok heres what me and some friends did as a joke.

and aside from other things we found this was an easy way to get bitch slapped.

Ok popcorn method.
1,buy some popcorn.
2, go to a movie were some hot chick is.
3,wait until movie goes dark.
4, creep along stairs until you get to selected aisle.(works best in a horror)
5,walk down aisle.
6, approach victim from behind.
7,dump a bucket of popcorn on there melon.
8, get bitch slapped lol.


Other method (although riskier and or dangerous)
1,follow steps 1-5 on previous method.
2,sit next to your victim.
3,put your arm around them.
**4**One or the other.

snog them and see what happens(continuous slapping and the occasional call for help.)
put your hand on there lap and see what happens(you may get beaten to a pulp.

or walk away like nothing happened.

Also to cause a ruckus at the movies.

***dangerous method*** DO NOT APPROACH UNLESS YOUR SURE YOU CAN TAKE THE BOYFRIEND.

WALK UP TO THE LOVELY COUPLE AND SAY: WTF STACEY???(^^any name will do)YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME.

Various outcomes.
Fight in the cinema and get kicked out.

boyfriend leaves and you jump in seat,get a bitch slap and then the girl leaves crying.

Boyfriend leaves and you score (very unlikely although this happened to my friend and when i tried it i got into a fight so yea depends on the boy.)


I do not accept any responsibility for anything that might happen.

also in all methods its always helpful to be quite fast and ready to run at any moment.


^^reason for any name is because if they say there names not stacey you say thats what they told you there name was.

 

I hope they ban you from this forum and any other forum other than the RS sections.

 

why? i didnt break any rules did i.

 

Lol ownage mate, gotta try it.

Idea with the popcorn instead of popcorn have maple syrup.

 

wtf dude that is to pricely.... easist way is to just walk up to some random chick in the street and call her a slut. there fore dont waste money on movie ticket and popcorn. and why get hated by girls you wanna try and get loved by em for future purposes

 

1, gotta girlfriend
2, was goin to the movies anywayz and got bored lol.

 

Lol nice.
Iv'e got a sweet little add on to this.


Method 4:

In the movies, dry hump the back of the hot chick's head then squeeze those titties
You either get bitch slapped or you just scored big time.....



With a man with long hair.

 

Agreed.

 

lol funniest guide lol 10/10 ima try the wtf stacey method lol

 

l0l. Why ppl wanna ban me? the female sythe users maybe?

 

Sorry to say
useless guide
2/10

 

Nobody found this funny, You failed at life.