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What NOT to say to a cop.

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  1. Shadow Lord

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    What NOT to say to a cop.

    Post some funny crap about stuff NOT to say to a cop. :)
     
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    What NOT to say to a cop.

    "Here officer hold my beer while I get my license for you."

    Oh and someone on my vent just said this.

    "A hundred dollar fine? Well, I think George Washington can change your mind."
     
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    "If you don't let me off the hook I will come to your home, rape your children with 9000 penises, strangle your wife and piss in your sleeping nostrils.

    And then I'll have Stephen King write a book about it."
     
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    Alrighty then.... lol
     
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    What NOT to say to a cop.

    Tell the cop you play Runescape. He might just hit you with his night stick.
     
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    I lol'd.
     
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    "Do I smell... bacon?"
     
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    What NOT to say to a cop.

    "license and registration please"
    "SORRY I LEFT AT UR MOMS HOUSE LOL"
     
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    "I'm half black and half mexican"
     
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    What NOT to say to a cop.

    Roflmao.
     
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    What NOT to say to a cop.

    "Can I see some licenses and registration?" - Cop
    "Okay, One sec fatass."

    :D
     
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    "do you have any idea how fast you were going?"
    "hmm, i would have to say at least OVER 9000!!!!!!"
     
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    "can I see some license and registration"
    "here you go, oh wait thats my w33d."
     
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    i am black
     
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