How To Get Your Arm Around A Girl...

Hello everyone. I am Jessica N and I am showing you how to get your arm around a girl without using the "stretching move"!

Step 1: Go to the movies, get some popcorn, and go sit down with your girlfriend.



Step 2: Right when the previews are over, whisper to your girlfriend, "Let's count shoulders.."



Step 3: Count your shoulders first, than count hers. When you get to the fourth shoulder leave your arm around her.



Whalla. You should do this instead of the old stretching move.

 

1/10..do i need an explanation?

 

lool! i have like 1000 ways for this. :/ sry but not that useful-this is also a very well known method used by pizzafaced nerds

 

Reported as spam, worthless and laughable attempt at a guide.

 

Yea, do this and she will slap ur face..

 

nah. she'd tell u to count... the steps to the door

 

Aha. That made me laugh. If this is really that bad, I will remove it.

 

Wow. I just felt my IQ drop after reading this.

 

ahaha...

and this guy looks gay.

 

What made you write this guide lol

 

I just had to drop by and say THIS IS THE WORSE FUCKING GUIDE I HAVE EVER SEEN. Just when I thought nothing could fail as bad as Guru Aaron's monster movie guide, you come along. I mean, you are obviously a BOY pretending to be a GIRL because you have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. I mean, the title is "around a girl" then you state "your girlfriend". If you have to go through all that bullshit to put your arm around your girlfriend then that bitch is straight up using you. Either way, this is a piece of shit, thank you.

 

I laugh at the absolute failure of this thread.

 

Stretching moves works fine. This guide put me to sleep. Oh wait the title did!

 

10/10!!!

gr8 guide!!


i n0w q37 d4 B1tch3zz!!!

 

Or you can fucking grow a fucking dick and fucking do it without being a fucking dickass pussy bitch.

 

At least this thread has pictures.

 

I got a better way, get them drunk.

THen u will get ALOT more than a arm round their shoulder

 

cooooooool.

 

/motherfuckingthread

 

Lol at all the reply's xD Made me laugh double so hard
Guide is not usefull tough.

Sorry my dear.
Regards,
Roy