reasons why straight fries are better than crinkle cut

Reason 1: Straight fries require less energy to cut. Only betas use more energy than necessary on mundane tasks.

Reason 2: Crinkle cuts radiate small dick energy. You like that wavy shit going in your mouth, don't you fag?

Reason 3: You need seasoning to make them even viable choices, and only cucks need seasoning to enjoy food. Superior fries that absolute T H A Ds eat like Whataburger or In/Out only need salt.

Thank you and hopefully you convert to superior straight fries. If you call them "chips" you probably have broken ass yellow ass crooked teeth and have no room to speak about anything important in life.

 

Bro this so untrue. Krinkle cut the GOAT tier fries, reg cut is just meh

 

You're preachin' here. Most crinkles I've had have been bottom tier, if not all (best one is Ore-Ida's microwave fries, lol).

But if you're dipping your fries, your fries are probably bad.