Win Free Internetz!

Olulz. So I win.

 

i award you +3 internetz for partial correctness.

 

Those internetz are coming out of your paycheck.

 

alright fine +6 internetz to duopperi plus siggy bonus.

Select one please david:

bolded username
underlined username
italicized username

 

Oh, I want teh boldzorz. 3 internets can afford said improvement, right?

 

david= david juopperi= aka duopperi= aka duop.

 

You're name's not David, and I'll take italicized, Heaven; seeing as how it's the only one unused.

 

thanks for shopping at HeavenLords signature mart.

 

I know it's not David, but I asked anyway.

 

maybe you can win the next quiz.

 

no u!

Thank you, HeavenLord.

 

Oyay.

 

Do enlighten me.
How are we expected to "boldzorz[erize]" your "internets", when you don't even have an "internets"?

 

gtfo of this thread, new quiz is up, migrate over thar.

 

Lrn2read please. I was awarded +3 internets for "partial correctness".

 

Learn some basic logic.
You wish for a "boldzerizezezeze" (or whatever), and yet there is no "internets" (or whatever you call the name in sig) for you to recieve a "boldzerizezezeze".

 

When I said "Boldzerize", I was just perpetuating the stereotypical "noob" of online forums, by talking like a retard. And also, here. Look where I got the internets.

All you really needed to do was scroll up and read.

 

Ok, just for you, here is it explained in "special" language.

1) You want to have "bold"
2) You want the bold to be applied to your name in the sig
3) You expect that is possible

THERE IS NO FUCKING NAME IN THE FUCKING SIG, YOU IDIOT, THUS NO FUCKING BOLD.

 

To be honest with you, i actually believe you are a serial killer/wannabe serial killer, thus i am scared of provoking you.

 

Jesus Christ, he has a mental illness. DO NOT TAKE THINGS LIKE "I WILL BUY BOLDZERIZE WITH MY INTERNETS" SERIOUSLY IN THIS FORUM! You think I actually meant that? You, my friend, are fucking retarded.