How to get sick.

Hey sythe users,

well long story short i need to get sick so i dont miss the ups guy while im at school sounds stupid huh? well i have over 1000$ worth of games/consoles, including a wii, xbox 360, and 8 games... please help me how to get sick thanks...


Beer,

btw im not an actor.=|

 

lmao i heard that if you mix orange juice and milk together it will make you throw up but besides that i dont know how that would work. lol what i normally do is just act different in the morning act like i got a sore throat and tell my mom or dad i cant go to school normally they dont give a fuck and i stay home lmao good luck

 

Hey haha, i feel very bad for you looks like you're going to be getting an awesome piece of mail.

Well, all i can say is like first i don't think there is anyway you can make yourself sick unless you sleep outside tonight or something but seriously, just try to act sick, usually you're parents will be like "Aww honey are you okay?? Do you need to stay home from school??" Say yes of course but i don't know, try to act it out. Goodluck

 

Table spoon of cinnamon, DOIT

 

Tablespoon of NUTMEG. That'll do it...

 

Drink lots of water, then try to throw up.

 

that will do not but make you spit a cloud of cinnamon in front of you. i did it once and it just burns the shit out of throat and nose. but my gf did it once and she spit it out and then she went into the bathroom and threw up. lol it taste like shit for the heads up

 

Umm... Drink a lot of random shit mixed together. Or stick your finger down your throat if worst comes to worst

 

Make yourself throw up via touching your uvula. Or, make a fake thing of throw up. Watery, mushed up saltines, mashed carrots, some chewed peas and a few corn kernels. Drop it into the toilet while going "Uaagh!". Make sure you use your diaphragm when you make the fake throw up noise, it makes it sound more realistic. And maybe put some of the fake throw up on your lips/mouth?

 

shredderbeam silly........he'll just pee a bunch

 

finger your throat

 

not if you try to drink like 2 gallons of water in an hour. actually i also heard drink a gallon of milk in less then an hour. its impossible maybe you can throw up

 

Lol! No, if you drink 2 gallons of water in a 24 hour period you'll get water backlogged, and your body will repel it O.O!

 

Or have your brain crush against your skull and kill you, either way.

 

Truth

 

More truth.

Like those people who were drinking water and trying to "Hold Your Wii for a Week" thing, to win a Wii. The dumb bitch fucking died!

 

pur garlic on your ass or underarm

 

finger your dogs ass then suck on your fingers, that oughta do it. (unless your some kinda freaky ass beastiality fan..)

 

put a penny under your tongue, your throat will turn to shit

 

Rub your penis.