Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.

olol.

 

It's better to be thought a fool, than to speak up and remove all doubt .

 

He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed!

 

A trap is always open to new things, but it destroys them upon entrance.

 

I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

 

I'd shit on your dead family, but I'm afraid that may over fertilize them.

 

The overwhelming power of the sex drive was demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you.

 

The lack of beauty, both internal and external, tells me that whoever fathered you must have a strong stomach to seed your mother.

 

I would have liked to insult you, but with your intelligence you wouldn't get offended.

 

What the fuck ass?

 

The only reason no offense would be taken, is because the nature of your insult would simply show the level of your mentality.