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    Mom is trying to force me to go to church

    I'm getting fed up, I wish I could record the shit she is saying and post it here -.-.

    She's forcing me to go to church indirectly, I'm sure your parents have done something like this. She says "Fine don't go tomorrow, things will change around MY house".

    Ive come to the realization that you can't argue with a fanatical believer =\.

    "its the devil thats telling you not to believe in god blah blah" Why couldn't it be me saying I don't believe in god?!
     
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    osorrysir
     
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    Because god has the answer to everything to them. Go look around in the god threads in SFA for some arguments
     
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    Mom is trying to force me to go to church

    I can't stand those threads. Don't even bother posting on them lol, you can't win with a believer. "God" is always they're answer.

    Edit: now shes telling me to get away from the devil -.-
     
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    Mom is trying to force me to go to church

    Mai mom does the same to me, I just tell her fuck no though. She hates me I think, lulz.
     
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    Mom is trying to force me to go to church

    :'(

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    I will pray for you in church tomorrow.
     
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    Mom is trying to force me to go to church

    I told her the "virgin mary" was a lying whore.

    Think about it. What happened to women who got pregnant but wasn't married?. . .They got stoned(rocks thrown until death)
    Yea fuck that. Thanks though.
     
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    Mom is trying to force me to go to church

    Tell her that you respect her beliefs, and you will let her do what she wants, but she cannot force god to come to you, or you to come to god. Give her a big talk on how people come to god on their own etc.
     
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    Mom is trying to force me to go to church

    I have tried. There is no reasoning lol. She took a quote from the bible and painted in across the whole garage door -.-.

    kk Heres the pic. The "j"s mean jesus -.-
    [​IMG]
     
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    I'm forced to go. Except I drink energy drinks, talk obnoxiously loud, prank call, scribble on bibles [xD], and sleep. Like, I was messing around, so this lady went and got a cop xD.
     
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    jesus fuck...
     
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    I take it you saw the pic lol? Thats what Im up against. According to her I'm the anti-christ lol.
     
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    LMFAOOO. All I saw was come. xD
     
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    owch loll
     
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    big lolz.
     
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    YOu guys dont even know the half of it. I would have better luck going against christ himself =(
     
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    Mom is trying to force me to go to church

    Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior. I hope he is yours to.

    Just go and have fun, don't be so pissy, besides, once you start going there for a while and reading the Bible, you'll see things in a good and better way.

    And if you choose not to go to church. Well, God be with you.

    XD
     
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    Mom is trying to force me to go to church

    Mmm. . .I taught 4th, 5th, and 6th grade religion (one year per grade) I know and understand the bible. I went to church every sunday at 9am was forced to go even when I was sick (god would cure me my mom said).

    In my church and probably a lot of other peoples, Ive come to the realization that a good 75% of people that go are hypocrites. They blindly follow what the priest tells them in the homilies. And they all chant the apostle creed from memorization, they don't know what they are saying.

    Have you ever stopped and listened to the apostle creed? Not the meaning just the people saying it. The WHOLE church in the same mono-tone voice saying "I believe in one god, the father all mighty maker of heaven and earth" Brain washing. I still remember it and I haven't gone for like 7 months.
     
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    Mom is trying to force me to go to church

    Just go. Your atheist life is meaningless anyway.
     
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