14 Ways to try and unban your account!

What you have to remember is that the people who read these appeals see the same old bullsh*t over and over:

"A friend did it."

"My account was hacked."

"I'm really sorry and won't do it again."

"I'm going to kill myself if you don't unban me"

"I wasn't botting. I just click the same spot over and over"

"My little brother was playing while I was out of the room".

The people who read appeals get VERY TIRED of seeing those. They probably roll their eyes, say "That's only the 40th time today I've seen THAT lame excuse!", pick an "Appeal denied" message, and go to the next appeal. You're just another appeal in the inbox.

Instead, amuse them. Give them a break from the drudgery of reading lame excuse after lame excuse. Try something like these:

"Did you know that if you're looking for the money your mother hid, and you check the sugar bowl and accdidentally spill all the sugar on the floor, it's hard to clean up?"

"The Prince of Wales likes to fly kites, and the Queen makes the kite tails out of old curtains."

"You'll never get me to talk, Copper! Never! BWAHAHAHAHAHA."

"I can't think up an excuse that you haven't seen a thousand times already, so instead, I'll show you a gravestone I saw:

Here lies the body
Of Jonathan Blake;
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

Have a ncie day "

"If you ban me, you'll get an ingrown toenail."

"Let's do things differently today: Ban everybody who didn't do anything wrong and unban everybody who did. Thanks."


OR if you get into the red zone, after last chance appeal... try here! its your last last chance appeal, lol :
http://forum.runescape.com/forums.ws?14,15,918,57597081

 

They aren't going to unban you because you tell them a joke.

 

Wow.. please just take this down, people who don't know better will probaly try to use these and then they're account will be permanently banned and it will be all your fault.

Please... seriously just get rid of this and save yourself from getting flamed

 

you smart assing off to them IS NOT GOING TO HELP

 

Lol i doub thtese work.. why would u write that

 

"A friend did it."

That will most likely get you banned, because you aren't allowed to share accounts, and if he hacked it, he's not your friend.

But all of these will most likely get you banned.

Thanks for helping Jagex ban the poor saps who said some of those things.

 

Lol this is a joke..they'll just feel more incited to ban you.

 

Rofl!!

 

And they're bad jokes anyway...

 

i agree with divine_god no smart assing

 

There's proof that jagex really doesn't read your appeals,i've been told an autoresponder or something like that does all the hard work.I read on a thread that the guy put the same thing they send you after your appeal failed and he got accepted,also this one:

 

Omfg Noob I Just Got Perm Ban On My Main!!!!!!

 

THIS IS Epic Lulz

 

lol this a joke?

 

i just saw this on rsbot.com..

http://rsbot.com/rsbot/punbb/viewtopic.php?id=221

 

"I can't think up an excuse that you haven't seen a thousand times already, so instead, I'll show you a gravestone I saw:

Here lies the body
Of Jonathan Blake;
Stepped on the gas
Instead of the brake.

Have a ncie day "


thats kinda funny lol

 

yep pretty much but in one of my pure qappeals i wrote totally random stuff and it got accepted.

 

Thanks for ripping my father's post from rsbot, Asshat.

http://rsbot.com/rsbot/punbb/viewtopic.php?id=221

And congratulations on deleting the first line, the one that explained that the first six lines (down to "My little brother....") were NOT supposed to be used, which is the reason you're being bitched out here.

 

this won't work...jagex use's an auto ban program so you just have to wait and see the results

 

I doubt anyone actually reads the ban appeals.
I'd say it'd be automated. Honestly, you can't expect someone to sit and read thousands of lame excuses written by 12 year olds for a job.