5 tips on how to properly spam in the spamforum (this one is for you, UEs)

I'm not going to post this in color, because I'm not a fag.

1. When you enter the spam forum, know your place. Your rank, or any rank that does not come with any power in the spam forum is not respected there.

2. When you do post, think, "is this really spam? Or am I just gloating about my rank."

3. I can't stress how important knowing your place in the spam forum is. Refer to number one, reread it, study it, make fucking flashcards. If you do not get this rule down, you will fail in the spam forum.

4. Read, and respect the spam forum rules. Contrary to what you might think, the rules are enforced there. You must realize that if you report a post that doesn't need to be reported, it will be moved the the spam forum, and you will be flamed.

5. This is the icing on the cake, the bees knees, the cats ass, the tits, what have you. If you are told to GTFO by a respected spam forumer, please do! When someone wants you to go, they mean it. It doesn't mean make over 9000 posts on how everybody hates you, we know that we hate you, we don't need your help.

Rate!

 

Motherfucking win. 10/10

 

10/10 amazing guide!

I love the format!1

 

1. Do not talk about what happens in the SPAM forum.
2. Do NOT talk about what happens in the SPAM forum.
3. When you enter the spam forum, know your place. Your rank, or any rank that does not come with any power in the spam forum is not respected there.
4. When you do post, think, "is this really spam? Or am I just gloating about my rank."
5. I can't stress how important knowing your place in the spam forum is. Refer to number one, reread it, study it, make fucking flashcards. If you do not get this rule down, you will fail in the spam forum.
6. Read, and respect the spam forum rules. Contrary to what you might think, the rules are enforced there. You must realize that if you report a post that doesn't need to be reported, it will be moved the the spam forum, and you will be flamed.
7. This is the icing on the cake, the bees knees, the cats ass, the tits, what have you. If you are told to GTFO by a respected spam forumer, please do! When someone wants you to go, they mean it. It doesn't mean make over 9000 posts on how everybody hates you, we know that we hate you, we don't need your help.

The eighth and final rule is...

If this is your first night, you HAVE to know your FUCKING place.


Modifications, etc.


All in all, this guide is probably the most helpful here.... except there's no pictures and colors.


Oh, by the way, I'm Deacon Frost, so I know what I'm talking about.

 

hopefully they learn from this

9001/9000

 

die spam die but i love you shakka

 

lmao fight club



/win
10.10/10

 

I do believe this is the greatest guide written

 

This...guide...is one of the best i've seen yet. You can't even google it! I tried!!

10/10

 

BEST FUCKING GUIDE EVER
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This guide has nice content on how to use and respect the SPAM forums, you could try extending it a little though. Also, I don't think there is any colour needed for this guide because it's just basic guide-lines to follow. Nice work overall, hope to see more guides from you in the future. 8/10

 

lulz.

 

Oh, there will be more. When Deacon and I plan our storm upon the User Education forum, there will be too many guides for you to feel conceited while rating!

 

Good job there, shakaka. You seem to possess an IQ that is greatly higher than the accepted UE. Keep it up.

10^10/10