Accidents In The Bedroom

"Accidents in the bedroom" I wonder how many accidents commented on this forum (';

 

Funniest thing I've heard all year

 

Haha well shit. That must've been embarrassing. What happened after?

 

Farts happen quite often when giving oral sex lol, its no biggy. Especially when you keep making her cum its hard for her to keep in control of her body. Idc about it the least though.

 

Accidents in the bedroom?

I am now a father.

Although a blessing (sometimes).

 

I've never had sex before

 

I like different sex positions. Plus I am a big fan of crossdressing and role games. I prefer to buy special outfits for it of latex. Few days ago I ordered some men and women latex costumes on https://www.rubberloft.com/ Such things can help to diversity sexual life.

 

First time I banged my current girlfriend I nutted in like 47 seconds. I was super drunk in my defense.


In case you're wondering we have like 30 minute sessions now

 

I fell down the bed during sex

 

I once thought that the pottery in the corner of my girlfriends bedroom was a bathroom. She woke up to the sound of me pissing in one of her pots. Oh the next week was a long one...

 

I haven't had anything like that yet ...

 

and hopefully nothing will happen in the future either.

 

Bruhhh that's so scuffed


I was fucking this Jamican girl in the ass and she said lets go to the shower, short to say I'm grateful bc as soon as she came she flexed and shit all into my shower -.-.

She washed off hopped out and left a pile sitting in my tub that I had to promptly clean up instead of nutting.


Lets just say she never got steak and fries again from YH

Yellow Hat

 

Had sex with a girl when we were both super drunk. (One night stand) first the little nightlamp fell from my desk next to the bed. we continued, after that the girl fell from the bed while doing doggy. She fell off the bed on the lamp and the lamp broke. There were was broken glass in her ass. She still insisted to continue. In the middle of the night i woke up because my whole bed was wet. 1 of us peed in the bed, she woke up. We refreshed the blankets and after had sex again.

Weirdest one night stand of my life

 

wtf peed the bed XDD

Legendary bro.

YH

 

Was at a hotel room. In the middle of the act all electricity shut off. Turned out our bed had moves so much during intercourse, one of the bed legs had squeezed and cut a lamp wire, causing short circuit in the whole complex lol.

(Not the worst accident)

 

I once hooked up with a girl who came over, ended up getting sick from something I ate earlier.

I was puking up cheerios and a burrito from breakfast/lunch after, I fell asleep for like 4 hours to wake up and seeing her still there.

If that's not weird, idk what is.

 

Accidentaly farted and shit my self