Wow, I cannot believe my mom stooped so low...

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

 

Who cares how much you weigh?

 

My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.

I didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

 

I still don't get it...

 

What is this supposed to be about?

 

Ive never been so confused in my life. . .please elaborate what the big deal is please?

 

No Way Man I Feel For Ya

 

Honestly, are you retarded? This is making NO sense.

 

Are you saying something like your
mom's a lesbo or something? Please
tell us what you mean

 

Cant get this :/

 

Do you mean you didnt want to get in the pool because your sister hadnt had a shower? :O

 

Wincest?

 

I don't get it.


P.S. Fatty.

 

I've missed the aim of this...

 

That shit was confusing as fuck to read.

 

That shit was confusing as fuck to read.

 

about

 

The reason for this topic to not get too confusing is that don't you guys like to see teenage girls in a tank with their hair and their body soaked and wet?

That's the reason for this topic.

 

You want a detailed summary of what happened today? Alright, here goes:

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.)

It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.

 

Why didn't you just write that in the first place instead of confusing the shit out of everyone who has read this?