[PHP] Need teh moneyzor

So, basically, I need some money to go to Australia, so message me on msn, and ill be your php bitch. Write web pages, finish projects, start them, trouble shoot etc.
And, transfer a few paypal dollars if you want

[email protected]
And I should be on from 0500 to 1100 hours most nights (GMT +12 hours), so yea. Feel free.
And any other computerz help if you want, but dont expect me to be able to answer .

Oh and, irc ftw. Come on it if you want help with stuff to do with scripting, pro people always on there

Ask TDD how pro I am, and how cheap

 

Can you do c++?, if you can ill pay you to finish up some of my shit, PM me.

 

You are raising money to help australians? by coding like a pro?

 

Nope, Im coding to raise money for myself to go to aussy . Not for Australians.

 

Can you show me some examples?
Do you have any websites showing your PHP skills?

 

The only thing that I have an example is http://www.urbanlan.co.nz. I did all the php back end, and my mate did everything else. If you wanted some web design though, I can do that with him

 

i wanna no how to code plz help me im gonna make a script

 

He is advertising his services, not handing out coding lessons.