A guide to all the RuneScape skills

First off this is a joke guide, don't like it dont read it
First off we will go through combat!
HitPoint- Seeing how many times you can get hit with a log in the same spot before needing an ambulance
Defence- wearing a colorfull cardboard shield you think will protect you but it won't
Magic-running around with smoke bombs and then lighting them and once they go off you tell poof and run
Meele-How hard you can smack someone
Skiller skills!
Farming-Putting a random seed somewere then watchign it grow but being to impatient and walking away
hunter-Shooting at all the stray cats in your neighbor hood with a bb gun
Cooking- Shoving that same cat in the oven later that day
Herblore- putting random leaves and grass in a bottle with water and makeing your younger sibling eat it
Theiving- seeing how many pencils you can steal from your teachers before they catch on
Construction-putting nails in wood, then callign it a chair

Woodcutting-Seeing how fast you can cut down the worlds forests
Firemaking-how fast can you burn garbage and melt the icecaps?
Mining-kicking a rock around town because you think there's something inside of it
smithing-burning your action figures into one huge ass blob of plastic
summoning-not showering for a week then counting how many flies folllow you around
Slayer-Killing exoctic endangered animals
Range-throwing rocks at fat kids
Agility-being faster than a friend when the police chase you

Fishing-Shooting at fish in a barrel with a artillery cannon
Fletching-Repeadetly cutting your hand and making crooked shafts for arrows
Crafting-Giving the person you like a sculpture that was supposed to look like them but you oversized their ass
Prayer-Pleading to who you believe in that you don't get killed for trying the shit out in this guide


Disclaimer: if you actually try this stuff not only are you stupid but im not responsable! you can't blame me in anyway


Thank you for reading my guide sorry if i messed some stuff up! please reply with your tips and descriptions!

 

lmao great guide! (atleast it made me laugh)... for making me laugh 10/10

 

if thats suppose to be a guide i give it a 0/10 if its a comic 4/10..

 

NOT good guide add pics details and more rate 0/10

 

Nice guide, how long will it take to get 99 in all stats using your guide? Thanks.

 

that's a guide??? 2/10

 

AHAHAHAAHAHA

this made me laugh. 10/10 for ur guide

 

Yeah its just supposed to be a comin not a real guide it says that XD

 

lol 10/10 made me laugh

 

lol'd at "range - throwing rocks at fat kids"

 

LMFAO now im going to get 99 range and 99 slayer! THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

10/10 LoL!

 

To be honest this is more like spam than anything..

 

Posting pictures would be nice lol

 

Haha ill make sure to do that once i get my camera charged =x

 

great guide 10/10 im doing what you said to train ranging i havnt got a lvl up yet but its been really fun

 

I love how everyone says it made them laugh when its brutal to read, not even funny.

 

10/10 for laughter

 

Okay that's really not funny at all, but still made me lol because it was so stupid

6/10

 

Not funny at all 0/10.

 

FUCK YOU BITCH

that was soo godamn funny!! lmfao

10/10