Spam Forum Rules:

As written by the Deacon {Changes May Be Made Whenever I Feel It Benefits Me}:

1. Any narbs who are so daring as to venture into the spam forum must undergo thrashings until they stop. Should they leave during thrashing time, they should not return, for thrashings will never end theretofore.

2. People flooding shall receive a one month forum ban upon action. We do not take kindly to females bleeding on our forums, so we will ban you from here.

3. The etiquette way of saying "I'm going to go masturbate" is: "I'm gonna go leave the room". People will know what you are saying, and will kindly laugh at you for it.

4. Being serious in the spam forum shows stupidity. If you take anything seriously, go to general discussion, or SMA, and do it there. We are not serious people, and we will not tolerate serious people, seriously.

5. Good "bye" threads that are just for the night have been deemed annoying by Shakaka. The posting of such will result in a formal thrashing.

6. We hate vouch threads, and if you post them, we will call you scammers.

7. People who get offended by being flamed, shall be flamed more, and it shall not ease up. We take humor in your pain, and will persist till you feel like you wanna kill yourself.

8. Acting like your important is bad, we do not like anybody who is important, because we are not important. If you wanna feel like you're somebody, get off the internet, and get out of the room. I'm sure your hand can make you feel better.

9. The repeated posting of threads simply to make conversation gets old. SPAM does not mean make threads that have no meaning, it means make threads that shall make people happy, laugh, or enjoy what you have posted. Doing otherwise will result in hatred.

10. Kitty Bread is the spam God. No one shall take this from him, and no one shall attempt. Any further discussion of the matter is purely off limits. So let it be written, so let it be done.

11. Thou shalt not not commit adultery, or child molestation.

12. Respect everyone, or we will disrespect you.

13. Reporting threads in the spam forum WILL get you flamed, don't do it, for your own sake.

14. Yes.

15. No.

16. Lol.

17. These rules always apply.

18. If at any time these rules do not apply, refer to rule 17.

19. These rules do not apply to Deacon Frost. This rule overrules number 17 and 18.


The end.

 

Only one i shall follow

 

Sticky This Bitch!!

 

He too shall honor you, but know that these rules were written by a disciple of his, and as such are his words.

 

Fackscience

 

5. Good "bye" threads that are just for the night have been deemed annoying by Shakaka. The posting of such will result in a formal thrashing.

Mine was fake for life. And even if it was for the night, I'm fucking Kevin.

 

What about cp? The possible true meaning of his name scares me.

 

You contradict yourself good sir. BUT I'm gonna go leave the room. . .

 

hawt.

 

Double negative, ftw.


And there were no contradictions, just rules. Lrn2read.

 

There shalt not be forum switching. If you are king in RS Blackmarket, don't expect a welcome wagon here.

 

thats a good one, but was covered by rule 1 .

 

Doesn't cp stand for like crudpuppet, or whatever his email is?

 

I agree to these completely, thx.

 

I prefer to call him control panel.

 

cp = child pedophile / child pornography

(I realize child pedophile sounds redundant)

 

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ohai.

 

ok .

 

Verts?

SPAM = acronym of Serious People Advocating Maturity D: