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Post: How to survive high school?
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Posted by: SwiftSeller
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FloydZeppelin said: ↑

How to be popular

Clothing - Make sure to wear the latest fads so that you can look identical to the other hundreds of conformed drones with no self-confidence. Make sure not to buy the cheap stuff as it is frowned down by the superior humans of the school. (I.E the popular kids). They know what's "Cool" so be sure to listen to their every move so that you can become another social project.

Socializing - Try to be witty/funny in the most inappropriate times. That way, in 10 years when that one popular kid is doing something (Eg;; Working, Sitting at home, Paying bills), he/she will stop and say; "Hey! Remember that one guy?". In the end, isn't recognition all that we need?

School work - Never do your school work. Rebel against the authority so that you will look like a badass despite the lack of education that you could have gained. You'll either;

A. Drop out (But it's worth it, right?)
B. End up spending more than 4 years in high school (Sounds like fun, right?)

Dating - Attempt getting with every girl that you encounter. Doing this will make other girls jealous of one another and make you look like a pimp. If you get them alone, make sure to fuck them -- WITHOUT A CONDOM! Teenage pregnancy is good stuff and will get you more recognition.

Sports - Even if you don't like the sport, play it anyway. As long as you don't come out with ripped tendons and broken ligaments, you'll automatically be cool among the jocks.

Music - Simple. Listen to what is "in"; not what is "good".

In other words, just focus on your god damn school work and keep a minimal amount of friends.
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TBH, you're fucked up...
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Macroman · Sep 2, 2008

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