Kitty Bread {Everyone READ}

He has come to Sythe. I suggest you all worship him, so he spares your life.

 

Wtf? They have bread for cats?

 

I will worship Satan and no one else.

 

Don't be talkin smack! Quiet or he'll smite the fuckin shit out of you. Kitty bread is not for anyone, kitty bread just is!

 

lulwot

 

Surprisingly, everyone, including Satan, worships Kitty Bread. So if you worship anyone, you are in fact worshiping Kitty Bread.

Wise choice you have made, but understand who's truly in power .

 

Kitty bread will be a part of my sig soon.

 

ishallworshipkittybread

 

It is true, kitty bread has been attacked before. That would be one of his many imitators. That is not the real kitty bread.

 

Is thar kitty banana bread available to worship?

 

Omg I WANT IT!!!!! I WANT IT!!!!! I WANT IT!!!!!!

 

To worship kitty bread, you must say the following:


"I <your name> do so taketh the Kitty of Bread into mine soul forevers. I promise to uphold his law, and spam in his name. The Kitty Bread hath spoken to me and told me of the light of the way, and I shall follow it till the end of time. Should I ever falter from my path, Kitty Bread will save me, and assist me with all of his doughy greatness. His commandment is that I go out into the world, and spread his name in the most inappropriate ways. So let it be."


And then you may worship.

 

Fackdat i like satan bettur

 

Satan will not accept you if you do not accept Kitty Bread. its faqt.

 

Is there kitty bread heaven/hell?

 

Kitty Bread feels that making people do what they don't want is not what Kitty Bread likes. If people will worship Kitty Bread, Kitty Bread will give you whatever you want whenever you want it.

 

This is some serious shit.

 

I want him to be banana bread

 

lol!.....

 

Then kitty bread is banana bread. No reason kitty bread can't be both.


And yes, it is very serious shit.