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  1. Unread #1 - Aug 31, 2008 at 9:02 PM
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    Worst fortune cookie?
    "A good way to stay healthy is to eat more Chinese food."

    Are they fucking serious? That is not the Chinese wisdom I have some to expect from fortune cookies.
     
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  3. Unread #2 - Aug 31, 2008 at 9:06 PM
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    Worst fortune cookie?
    I never get a fortune. They give me very generic advise.
     
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  5. Unread #3 - Aug 31, 2008 at 9:06 PM
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    i always get lottery numbers picks
     
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  7. Unread #4 - Aug 31, 2008 at 9:25 PM
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    Worst fortune cookie?
    I always get really broad things like horoscopes =/
     
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  9. Unread #5 - Aug 31, 2008 at 9:32 PM
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    Worst fortune cookie?
    LOL nice fortune. LOLOL... They obviously want you to buy their food more.
     
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  11. Unread #6 - Aug 31, 2008 at 10:09 PM
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    "Antidote $10"
     
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  13. Unread #7 - Sep 1, 2008 at 1:11 AM
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    Worst fortune cookie?
    LOL, good one.
     
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  15. Unread #8 - Sep 1, 2008 at 1:46 AM
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    Worst fortune cookie?
    My last one said 'True love will come in the summer time'.

    I'd explain the story as to why that is so significant but I don't have time.
     
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  17. Unread #9 - Sep 1, 2008 at 2:30 AM
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    you met me??
     
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  19. Unread #10 - Sep 1, 2008 at 2:31 AM
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    She discovered masturbation.
     
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  21. Unread #11 - Sep 1, 2008 at 2:33 AM
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    Worst fortune cookie?
    My friend got one saying "Stop looking for love, its sitting right next to you"

    And my other friend sitting next to him got one saying "Your summer fling will find you" XD
     
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  23. Unread #12 - Sep 1, 2008 at 3:25 AM
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    Worst fortune cookie?
    Oh, I forgot about this guy.

    Him, i like.
     
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  25. Unread #13 - Sep 1, 2008 at 11:26 AM
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    Worst fortune cookie?
    :eek: all the vouch threads make my thread go byebye :(
     
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  27. Unread #14 - Sep 1, 2008 at 12:03 PM
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    Worst fortune cookie?
    Is it because clashheartverts.com is down?
     
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