Jagex is concerned for my life.

My Skiller that I have worked on got muted a long time ago, so I thought I would have some fun with Jagex.


Here is what I sent.





Here is what they replied.

 

lmao at

its suicide there are gunna e problems after lolo

 

LMFAO.
Gf jagex. :]



Thats really funny. Try telling them you are a Mexican Homosexual and feel descriminated against. I've seen that have some hilarious results.

 

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! DUDE kudos for that one.

 

Try
I'm feeling nauseous because of my epilepsy, and I feel I should sue for not having a warning about the rapid dragon fire in fullscreen that gave me a seizure and made me lose my stuff.

 

/jagex fails.

 

lol they just send u that so can say they gave u advice so they cant be sued

 

kudos man. i loled when i seen that.

 

wow... jagex has no life. Be like "by im hanging myself" lol and freak them out... but u could get in trouble i guess

 

Im guessing you didnt get him unmuted...
but lol!

 

wow that was awsome

 

You shoulda made it more realistic. Then they might have unbanned ur acc and you woulda got more lulz =]

 

hate to tell you but even that reply is from a bot, you will get the exact same response most times if you add in a lot of stuff about suicide

 

I think it's good for Jagex to be concerned about their players in such a manner. Sure you were only kidding, but what if you were a person who wasn't? Wouldn't Jagex's advice make you feel a little better - like there is hope for you?

Jagex takes the safety of it's players very seriously, which I find to be a wonderful think on their part. They can absolutely suck at programming a game, they can have terrible customer support, but at the end of the day, every player is a person who deserves to be safe and happy when they log out.

Thanks for posting this, it was interesting to see.

 

did you get unmuted? i have used the suicide excuse for macroing and gotten away with it.

 

but did they unmute you|?

 

did u get unmuted?
lawl 10/10 for saying that to them.

 

did you really end up not getting banned?

 

They completly bypassed the unmuting bit.

 

Hahahahah I bet jagex just wants you
to pay their monthly fee for membership.