Yo Momma Battle

This is not mean't to affend anyone just a little battle/game. I will start.

Yo Momma So Fat She Doesn't Need to use the Internet because she is world wide.

 

I officially declare this thread. Failure.

 

Eh.. I got nothing better to do.

 

Yo momma has the biggest lips in the world because she uses the deodarent stick as her lip stick. Yeah I probably failed.

 

Err.. Don't wanna flame but sorda sucky joke. Um.. Your Momma so Ugly when she walked into a Church Jesus ran out. Sorry if offended not supposed to.

 

Reported for flame.

 

That was a sucky joke. Your moma is so pathetic that she made you.

 

Hey... we don't need any of that here, if you find its a flame then shut up and get out dude. Your momma so hairy she puts King Kong to shame.

 

I said this wasn't mean't to offend anyone just a game..

 

He cant report you for a thread like this, so therefore he fails at life.

 

Nice one. Hm.. Yo Momma so Fat when she passed my Tv I missed 10 Seasons Of my favorite show.

 

yo momma so poor, i saw her walking down the street with one shoe on, and i said "hey did you lose a shoe?" and she said "no, i found one!"

 

your momma so fat, her drivers license says "to be continued on back..."

 

your momma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

 

yo momma so hairy, you almost died of rug burn when you were being born

 

Your mama's so poor, I stepped in through your front door and out the back

 

yo momma... oh why bother

 

Hm.. Yo Momma so fat she stepped on a scale it said to be continued...

 

Yo Momma so poor I was her kicking a cna down the street I asked what she was doing she said "MOVING"

 

yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and the scale said "GET THE FUCK OFF ME"