Most danger you've ever been in.

when i was in a warehouse strapped with only a 9mm glock. I didnt know what to do and suddenly a team full of mexican ninjas pulled out their bazookas and started shooting at me, luckily there was a box that was mexican proof and I hid under it, I took out my aimbot pills/speed h4x pills and started going RAMBO on their asses. but suddenly the head ninja named bruce lee, started kicking my ass and had me at gunpoint in the head.

or it could be that time i tripped and fell and so much dirt got in my arm that i had to get anti biotics

 

Most danger i believe i was ever in was when i was walking out in the bush behind my house just for something to do. I had a stick with me as i always did when walking out there, just for the sake of it i guess. Anyway back to the story, i saw movement at my feet, it was in high grass that had been blown over by recent strong winds. Kind've hard to explain but the main point is i couldn't see anything under the grass so when i saw movement i just struck my stick into the ground in the general direction. I wasn't really expecting anything i was just bored, as i pulled up my stick to keep walking i had a 1 metre long brown snake wriggling on the end of it. If i hadn't hit it with my stick despite not even really intending to, it most likely would've bit me and i'd be dead in less than 3 minutes. Also i was deep in the bush so i doubt anyone would've found me for at least a day. I dropped the stick and ran coz the snake was wriggling on the stick i was scared it'd fall off it and chase me.

 

most danger ive been in is exploding an aerosole can and other flamables in a small fire exit, the can exploded filling the whole fire exit with ironically, fire, and the aerosole can sent metal shards everywhere, i got cut on the arm and leg.