Guide How too make fake vomit

Guide on how too make fake vomit, its pretty straight forward so I hope this helps your fake sickies

Step 1.
Collect cornflour, a bowl with water and green food colouring and probally some brains so you dont get caught doing thsi and make sure your parents wont be needing any of these items any time soon.

Put one teaspoon of green and a bit of yellow food colouring in the bowl of water try and have it be plastic but any bowl works.

Put 4 spoons of cornflour in the bowl and maybe some peas and corn.

Mix well. When it starts to become smooth add 3 more spoons of cornflour.

Put it in a plastic bag.

Pour all the contents onto the floor and all over toilet and inside of it and leave a little bit around your mouth
and mess your hair up a bit too make it look more detailed.

Call for your parents and wait and see how they react.

Also, when your parents are around hold your stomache as if you feel very very terrible but if they ask if you want Panadol or doctors or anything, say no I think im feeling better by the hour.

DO NOT FORGET!
Its best too do this while noones home and wash all the stuff up and put them way in their exact positions soo it looks like they havent been touche with, also its good too add something for the smell, You can think of what too use for the smell, but it has too ave a smell or its a dead give away of a fake.

Have fun at home

WARNING

If you get caught its your fault.
If it doesnt work well then you failed.
If your parents work at a hospital or something, you'll get busted easily.
And a high chance of being grounded and kicked in the ass


Good luck guys and I hope it all works out for you
Wish me luck for becomming a User Educator.

Thank you,
Obby Pirate

 

Haha, This is funny.


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EDIT:: RIPPED GUIDE

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Fake-Vomit

RIPPED GUIDE !!! Someone Ban this noob.

 

Wtf? I didnt rip this!?

 

Rofl... Look at the link, RIPPED GUIDE, and if you fake it i got screenshots, YOU RIPPED IT.
what ever you wrote it shows on WikiHow.

 

Well I didnt rip this, I wrote all of this today, It's aobvious that you use these ingrediants and why would I want too rip a gude of how to fake sick, its just too simple too do.

 

Well it does look a bit similar, but I DID NOT RIP THIS GUIDE!
IF the UE's think I've ripped it I can make a new guide, but I did NOT rip it.

Thank you,
Obby Pirate.

 

Excuse my double-post, but I've read the stickies THURRILY and I would NOT rip a guide and post here, people get caught out all the time, but I want too be a UE not a F-UE "Fake User Educator"

Thank you,
Obby Pirate.

 

Mix well. When it starts to become smooth add 3 more spoons of cornflour.
^ EXACT quote.

Call for your parents and wait and see how they react.
^ EXACT quote.

Collect cornflour, a bowl with water and green food colouring
^ EXACT quote.

It was(n't) nice knowing you.

Fyi: Paraphrasing a guide is still ripping!