Holy Shit

I just had the biggest shit of my life!
That thing was like a foot and a quarter!
It was a couple inches in diameter
I held in my shit all day and here comes this monster!

 

Did you take pictures?

 

i lol'd

 

That fucker snuck down the toilet it was straight and went down the hole

 

Then I have no reason to believe you!

 

Hahahahaha, this reminds me when I took the shit of my life and I took pictures with my phone. =)


Still have it, too, hahaha.

 

Then how did you know you shat it?

I think shat is a past-tense verb...

 

That thing was sliding out my ass for 4 seconds

 

hahahahahahahaha

 

Just because it was coming out for four seconds doesn't necessarily mean it was huge. I've shat a three inch turd in an hour when I was constipated.

 

i just took one like now

 

But was it at least one foot long?

 

2 foot

 

Congratulations, man! Was it a boy or girl?

 

I broke a 4 footer just 5 minutes ago and everyone on irc knows about it

 

I see someone let the retard on the internet.

 

I r loves the internet it helps me with Porn