[Guide]How to Attack Females, and Capture Them![Pictures]

How to Attack Females, and Capture Them!

Hopefully this guide will show you how you can successfully attack a woman, and keep her for your own possession! This works perfectly if you want a sex-slave, a cook, or a maid!

Step 1:

First you need to find a woman, and the woman needs to be weak, so you can get her easily.



A woman like that^ won't work. They will not be fast and efficient, and they are terrible sex-slaves.

Here is more the type of woman you need:



Step 2:

Now, you must have a pitfall ready:



Make sure the bottom of the pitfall is padded with mattresses or something of the like. You don't want her to get hurt, you'll need her later tonight.

Step 3:

Now you must lure her to your pitfall, and once she falls into the pitfall, she's yours! You now can do whatever you like.

Tips on Luring Your Woman to the Pitfall:

• You have a great garden down there.
• At the bottom of the pitfall is all your money, and she can have it all if she goes down.
• There's a party down the pitfall.
• You ask her to dinner, but tell her the table is set up at the bottom of the pitfall.

Once she gets near the pitfall, just push her in.

Once you have her under your control, now you can let the chores/sex acts commence.

Congratulations, you just learned how to attack and catch a woman for your own purposes.

 

i love this guide mate haha

 

Haha, rofl. Are you taking the piss out of the other guide which look's like it saying how to "attack" female's by any chance?

 

Vouch, this guide helped me catch my first female!

With this guide, I feel like an expert. Thanks, Billyy!

 

im gona try this guide tomorrow when i go outside, i'll come back and tell you how effective it is once i've tried it

 

how do you make a pitfall =( and should it be covered with leaves? I assume I should have a few with tigers in case missing persons comes by?

 

lol, is did my guide "how to attrack females" give you this idea?

 

Vouch, also! Great guide, fuck rs guide's, this is T3h S3x!

Very affective - Especially if you've not yet been laid.

 

/\ quick guys we got one!

 

You can cover with leaves if you wish to and you can keep a tiger down there if you wish to get rid of her fast. Just make sure you starve the tiger before you put it down there, so it will be extra hungry.

 

Is this a joke?

 

are you a joke?

 

Of course not!

Serious thread is serious.

 

Lol @ these kids.

Besides, this guide is practically useless to me considering I get laid far too much.

 

Guide is great! Tought me how to become an Felon! Now I'm on FBI's most wanted! But I didn't read the beginning of guide, so this is what happened.....

 

Holy fucking hell.

 

no comment =/ maybe u should add warning to the beginning.

 

What is the point in this guide? Is any1 actually going to try this lol?

 

I did. It worked for me plz.
*runs away with Jessica Alba*

 

This is the best guide ever. Its soooo funny, and it can help! D: