Never leave your shoes outside unattended

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You never know what someone might do. Someone could walk onto your porch at night and jack off into your shoes. You put them on the next day, semen touch your foot. Bam, you have the gay.

 

this sounds oddly specific...

 

Once banged a girl as a teenager when first started going out into the pubs and clubs , left my shoes at the bottom of the stairs only to find the next morning her brother had filled my shoes with rice pudding .

 

People get bad ideas from that old nursery rhyme about the old lady that masturbates into a shoe

 

Never have a sex with a girl, there might be little cum left from other guy and you touching it with ur d*ck is GAY big time.