Most embarrassing moment?

Mine is peeing in the urinil but I wasn't paying attention so I was pissing down my jeans the whole time, so I was walking weird to lunch for school and thank God it dried up before lunch ended, but a few people saw and started cracking up, but were nice enough to keep it a secret lol.

 

All of your ideas are bringing back memories..

in 5th grade I puked but on a rug in the middle of the library, and it smelled bad and wouldn't go away. the color of the rug was faded away after cleaning it up.

 

I went to a private school, so we couldn't wear basketball shorts. But the pants were still kinda of tight. >.<

 

thank god for jeans! saved me countless times. im still trying to think of something so ill edit this the second i do

 

Picture a family guy moment with Hitler rubbing the back of his neck in embarrassment and saying "yeah about that..."


To be on topic:


My most embarrassing moment was when I called my teachers "mom".... Common kid mistake, but it's a horrible feeling.

 

Maybe when I accidently got my hair dyed orange.. SHIT THAT SUCKED
When I got a boner and bumped a girl and she screamed (I actually laughed at that shit)

 

when i hurled on a back of a girls shirt in kindgarton and they had to throw it out

 

When I was doing a presentation in front of my class and I sneezed and all this yellow shit came out of my nose and mouth.

 

Thats not embrassing, thats nasty lol.

 

I've actually never done anything horribly embarrassing..

 

I remember my first time making out. Big disgrace. I didn't know what to do, so I just pulled a movie thing and started slobbering

 

When I walked to the board and my dick was sticking out. Man, people were staring at it...

 

You honestly think that is bad.. I have never had a girlfriend.. I have never even had anything close to a girlfriend.. first off my dad wouldn't allow it.. he was a jerk about it.. also I am a fat kid and the first girl I ever asked out was one of the popular girls and she had a look of horror on her face and she showed her best friend who was really mean to me and I got embarrassed by that and said it was a practical joke... another time I just woke up and had to take a pee and my wanker(lolz) was hard cause I had to pee and I walked in on my step sisters friend taking a bath and she thought I was going in the bathroom to do the nasty.. lolz but anyways.. I saw her naked body.. lolz

oh and btw im 17 and a senior.. so don't feel bad.. you still have some time left before high school is over...

 

Eh... I don't exactly feel bad because if I can't get a girlfriend before I'm 18 I is go to Amsterdam. Lol...

 

b1b knows how to do it lol

 

good b1b you shouldn't feel bad.. lolz

 

rofl i haven't really had any embarrassing moments other than maybe falling backwards on a chair down a stair case (<maybe 5 stairs >) but my friend got punched in the face by like a 4 foot 6 kid and he just sat there..lol

 

Dude seeing the girl naked (that is, if she's hot) makes up for the hard wanker. Lol. Plus, you shouldn't care what she thinks about you unless she goes to your school as well.

 

Id have to say the most embarrassing moments I had was when I got out of the shower and my girlfriend now saw me naked before we were dating we were good friends and luckily she didnt tell anyone but still it sucked and I didnt know she was in my room ><

 

walked in on my cousins friend naked and instead of walking back out i stared lol she was just getting dressed