How to easily... excite yourself

I think I am going to try tartar sauce. I tried the tomato sauce and it don;t work lol. Furthermore, that sauce just looks like real blood. Imagine if my penis is bleeding..holly shit1!! Tartar is better lol..white=pure .

 

yepp i do

and i lol'd at the sticky thing haha

This is..interesting...bummer for the uncircumcised members of sythe =[.

 

eww tartar sauce i won't evven eat that stuff none the less put it on my dick

 

Thanks alot asshole! I rushed and now half my dicks missing!@@@##%$%^#$^

(sharp edges :embar: )

Oh wellz. Guess Dr.90204385083408603860834036 can help mwa.

 

Wait... we're suppose to eat it after its been on mah dick?


WHY :noworry:

 

LMFAO.

That sinful Thoughtz dude is a hypocrit. he posted about his uncle killing somebody in the wrong section, then he goes around cussin people out when they post in the wrong section, even tho its in the RIGHT section. quit trying to get ur post count up nub.

 

can't say charma didn't have anything to do with it

you deserved it

 

Im so proud of you Sinful, you made 2 posts without sounding like a complete asshole =P. And I'm being serious, that's a legit compliment.

Well I mean I'm not gonna lie, the tomato sauce was like ok this is alright...but whats next...? I mean it's not like it forced me to let loose or anything haha, kind of like watching a pair of breasts bounce up and down for a bit during a commercial for Nikes and then suddenly switch back to some old guy explaining Enzyte right as you're about to stick your hand down your pants. I mean I tried it as lube but....I mean it gets really sloppy then you can guess what starts to become floppy...

 

That's freaking awesome.