What the hell?

Ok, so you guys honestly don't know shit about me... so... let me put this into perspective...

I go to a school called longwood, it's on long island,NY ... it's pretty hardcore seeing how 7th+ are already fucking etc... so pretty much it's ghetto (thanks to the harlem kids... NYS tuffest block)....

My uncle, is a tough-ass dude, and he went to longwood when He was younger.... and he had this friend named "rick", well... let me tell you what happened August 1st... aka yesterday...

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Rick is a drug-dealer/purchaser. He was buying 100G's in Cocaine, and when purchasing, the two dealers, tried to screw him over. So, he shot them both in the head, and cut their bodies up in his bathroom, then buried them in his mothers backyard. Both his parents, are hearing impared, so they can't hear shit. Now, the cops eventually caught on to him, later that day. He confessed, but not an usual criminal confession, instead of saying "Yes, I killed them.." he said "Yes officers. I killed him, and let me remind you I'm on a diet of Cocaine,Steriods and health foods. LOL? >_<

Ok, so this is a true story, this is my unlces friend, and he grew up with the kid, friends, last week my uncle was evening drinking and playing cards with him, so don't tell me this story is false.


This story is non-fictional, and Off-topic was the only place I could post it, so commentate about it, but don't forget, it's just for your enjoyment!

 

so he got away with 1 murder and not two?

 

Yea, he pled insanity. Which, he's really not. He is actually quite of a mentalist. He was like 1 year away from masters in medicine. It's quite smart if you think about it, telling the officers that, and keeping with that story all the way through... I'd rather do 50 in a loony bin, then 50 as a man-whore.

 

Lol, longwood.

I bet you hear a lot of bad jokes about your schools name..

 

what the? thats pathetic? your acting like no one kills? I'm not saying its a good thing, but people DO KILL. South Central L.A.

 

Wait a minute? How the hell did Rick not get busted by the police and imprisoned him? He killed two persons and get away with it? I think your uncles just joekd with you..it is not possible. Unless that guy Rick killed the officers too.

 

Yah about that... I believe your story but.. I think the cops in your city are dumb. Sorry maybe its a technicality but either that or they are dumb.

 

Up here in Canada there isnt that much killing unless you go to east van. but last night... dam that man on the greyhound bus giving us more attention.

 

No, you're missing the underlined text. "Steady diet of cocaine,steriods and HEALTH FOOD... a junkie... well... is usually based of coke ... and steriods is an add-on... but Health food? How the hell did he add health food?

Yes, people kill all the time - no shit... we have slightly less casualties in the U.S. by people killing people etc then we do in Iraq... it's really sad...

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Yea, I hear shit dished out to Longwood all the time ... "Long-wood" ahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... honestly idfc, we say "We represent."

('Case you're dumb - I come from LONGWOOD, and by saying we represent, we're saying yes, we do have big longwoods.)

 

Longwood.

 

How is that guy not in jail if he murdered people? >.<

 

Yea, I understand your point faculty, but see, I didn't go into the afterword, the point was, the guy pled the insanity card, and instead of doing Murder 1, he's doing Man 2.

So, so long as he keeps himself as a "goofy-goober", then he'll never have to be a prision whore, dropping soap because the big black man said to.
Honestly, don't think he wasn't imprisoned, people get sent to jail for a ticket or two, so he was beaten and thrown to the ground, most of the tv show "cops" is like how his beating was based. He was thrown around, and the 2 drug-dealers wake = 3 More days ; Funeral = 7 More Days.

 

Dude, longwood isn't THAT ghetto. Not like Miller Place. We have like almost 10 black people in our high school, so we know ghetto bitch. XD Either way, Long Island ftw!

 

What do you mean he pled the insanity card? Can u explain on this?

 

Pled the insanity card,quite.

"When a criminal pleads insanity, that means yes, they're admitting their guilty. However, it means they did it under the stability of their mental health. They killed the person, because Santa Claus told them they were on their naughty list. In this case, when accusing to the murder, he said "Diet of Cocaine, Steriods, and Health foods.", the first thing you do when you hear "health foods", added to the list... you question the mans state of mind. Doing all those drugs, he can easily pass on that they messed his head up."


There you go, as professionaly written as I could.

 

Oh, ok I get cha. Anyway, this story is really fascinating. Let me ask you. Are you afraid that you and uncle someday may get killed by this guy Rick?

 

As I said "my uncle is an badass." , He reminds me of Mickie from the movie "goodfellas", except my uncle can lift 500 lbs and Mickie cannot.

No, Rick is friends with my uncle and grew up with him. I don't even know this "Rick", and I didn't believe my uncle eithier. But my grandfather does, and My grandfather is extremely smart...so just Incase, I grabbed a newspaper, and truth be told... it was there...

Rick doesn't know me, Rick is friends with my uncle. Rick wouldn't dare to touch my uncle eithier, seeing how my Uncle use to smoke reefer with him .. *not anymore, because my grandfather is really ill, so my uncle helps when he cans*.

So to answer your question, no. I am not scared, i'm only scared of Amusement Park Rides, I always am ready, for somebody to hit me, I'd love to bash their face in for questioning my fighting ability as well as my quickness.

Nope, Not scared of rick, and I wish he would hunt me =p.

 

Lol, so do you have a grudge on him? The way you are implying shows how much you hate him. I wouldn't him back if I were you, as he may have backup from gangs and thugs..so yeah..

 

This is pretty hardcore stuff!

 

No, I'd hit him back. But again, No grudges, just I'd love to see people hit me, I don't like people "touching" me, unless it's a female compassion. If you touch me, and you've meant harm, I flip. Junkies ALWAYS have back-up people, but again, my uncle is bad-ass, and is the "ring-leader" of the goons he hangs out with, and his side-kick is his close to 7 foot bouncer friend. However, my uncle doesn't hustle,drug-deal,drug-use,drug-abuse,kill,murder,steal,car-theif,GTA,etc(as far as I know), but he DEFINTELY has connections, So i'm not woried. No grudges though, it's all good.