How long have you not...?

The longest ive ever gone without sleeping was 80 hours... I was jacked up on monsters and a lot of sugar and crap... It was like omg.. i gotta sleep.. it was such a pain and i will never do it again... lolz

 

i went a month and a half without having a wank

 

I haven't cried since my grandpas funeral...6/14/2008
Thats pretty much it TBH

 

Topics:
Crying - 3 years+
Eating - 2 days
Drinking Coke - 3 days
Sleeping - 62 hours
Watching TV - 2 weeks
Urinating - 12 hours
Making Fecal Matter - 8 days
Talking - 24 hours
Yelling - a week
Moving - I'm always moving
Spitting - 2 weeks

 

He was 24

 

^^^^^^^
dang macro thats good lol

 

I have not slept in two weeks due to meth, and now I have suffered permanent brain damage.

 

lol ya sure.. dont believe unless you have medical statements...XD

 

I've went 3 nights/days without sleeping, unintentionally.

I think I also went something like 3 years without crying..but I'm not exactly sure.

 

Crying = 3 yrs.
Eating = a couple hours...shut up im fat...
Drinking anything = 2 days...
Drinking Alcohol = well i cant say i havent but when i did it was a couple sips
Sleeping = 48 hours
Watching TV = 1 week
Urinating = 3 days
Making Fecal Matter (lul) = 9 days
Talking = 12 days (when i was depressed from gf dumping see http://sythe.org/showthread.php?t=433155 for details...)
Yelling = i yell all the time...hatred is within me..
Moving = always moving
Spitting = 2 months
Stroking the Salami XD (idea from kingnick0649) = 1 month

 

I didn't make fecal matter for: 14 days.

 

Crying
4+ years

Eating
10 Hours

Drinking (2 options on this one... Drinking anything... or ... Drinking Alcohol ...)
Drinking everyday liquid...15 Hours
Alcohol about 1 year...did a little experiment like all teenagers

Sleeping
25 hours

Watching TV
9 days

Urinating
16 hours

Making Fecal Matter (lul)
IDK..like a day?

Talking
A day

Yelling
A week...

Moving
14 years

Spitting
maybe a day or two?

 

XD dont believe that... i meant movement with your body...

 

i havent drank alchohal for a long time

 

I have not played rs in 20 minutes :O

No seriously, I have not cried in 2 years.

 

My name is I am not high anymore and im a strokemysalamiaholic =[

its been almost 12 minutes since i havn't stroked my salami

*claps from the crowd*

i plan on staying sober from my salami for as long as i can.

thank you, thank you

 

UPDATE:

its been almost 32 seconds and im already a failure....


how am i to do this alone?

i need support

 

wow you have some serious problems XD

 

the longest i have went without smoking a cigarette is 1 year and 3 months...

 

I've went without a dip in like 2 days.. I need it. Now.