Need help with serious stuff... will pay...

lol you may take this wrongly but im serious...

I need to know how to get my gf back...

ya i know im pathetic but she means the world to me...

plz help i will pay if you actually help me get her back...

PM me...

Wow! People are actually willing to help ty m8s...

well we were dating for 4 months... yeah not a long time really but... i really love her and need her back in my arms...
i actually have no idea why she dumped me but i come to the conclusion that i was being "insecure" about our relationship...

I WILL PAY WITH PAYPAL AND I WILL GIVE YOU RS ACCOUNTS!!! WHOEVER HELPS ME GETS PAID!!!

 

I can help, but why did you break up in the first place?

 

We need more info, how long were you going out. Why did she dump you etc etc.

 

k edited!^^^^^

 

well try to sing her a song if you play any instruments make a song for her thats how i got my girlfriend and tell her how u feel

 

ty mate the part that doesnt work is i cant sing lol... maybe i should play rick astley never gonna give you up outside her window for hours until she agrees to go back out with me XD

 

TiE HER UP AND BRING HER TO A REMOTE AREA
AFTER THIS IS DONE SAY IF SHE DOES NOT GO OUT WITH YOU, YOU WILL TORTURE HER, AND THEN KILL HER
IF SHE AGREES SMACK HER WITH A LEAD PIPE AND FUCK HER

 

ok thats not funny at all... im serious about this thread...

 

any ideas yet?????

 

bump?...
seriously any suggestions at all are appreciated... as long as they are serious...

 

Ok... i would try to get her into a romantic moment, say something like
" Listen, I love you, and I can't stand another moment without you. I would do anything for you, and i would rather die before making you upset", or something like that. If she still isnt convinced, DONT TRY ANOTEHR LINE. I would think up something from the heart, make it deep. Make it only something you would say. Give ehr a piece of your love. That shoudl be enough.

 

unfortunately we do not meet irl otherwise she would call me her stalker >.<
but yahoo/fone should work right?

 

You're saying this is an online gf?

 

Maybe you should tell her that instead of telling us =).

Oh and don't worry my advice is free haha...

Good luck

 

youve showed us how much you really care about her,
the problem might be that you never really showed or told her that,
im sure if she saw your post she'd understand

 

Well saying that you really need her in your arms, makes it sound like you are selfish. Maybe you should tell her what you said in your first post, "she means the world to me"- tell that to her. See how she responds.

 

tell her tits or gtfo

no, on a brighter note, why don't you just tell her that you are a wreck without her and will never leave her.

 

noooo she was an irl gf...

 

Maybe if you weren't on sythe you'd stand a better chance..

 

what's that supposed to mean?