How to win an Arguement

Hello, I'd like to introduce you to the offical Arugemnative guide. Alot of the time on major forums

such as sythe, somebody is willing to question you, so I'm going to teach you how to make

people, respect your Authority.

Before-Hand
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Before you even post, always think "Can I back this up?" , "Does this make sense?".So, if the

answer to both these questions are yes, then continue. Never argue if ..
- You're wrong
- You're right, but you've been questioned by an woman.

Setting up
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Ok, so lets say you make a thread saying "Hilary Clinton should be president." That's your first

mistake, because - you didn't post WHY. Click "edit" and then correctly write, "Hilary Clinton

should be president because she has good views, and it'd be cool to see a female as president."

Ok, so now somebody says "Oh, but Obamas views are better, and it'd be cooler to see an

African-American as preisdent."

The Reply
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To reply, you always have to be firm. So, reply to the above example, like "Oh, how can you say

that? Obama gets his advice from an wack-job minister!". I just replied, by using key information,

that's truthful though. Obama truly did have an minuister who was crazy. So, simply google search

and study on*briefly*, on why they said what they said, why they would think that, and if they're

wrong( and not an woman ), reply with an con about their answer/reply. If they're right, leave it be,

don't tell an lie and dig your own grave. Thank you, and yes, I do notice how my guide is short, yet

it is quite detailed.

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FAQ's

What is the point of this guide?
Well, The only rule I see, is your guides have to be original, which mine is, so - I don't actually

have to write an guide that has to do with hacking into the goverment, this guide is funny, but it

actually is how to win an arguement, by avoiding an fight.

How certain are you this guide will work?
If you follow the guide, and research their work, for a good 5-10 minutes, and reply with force, but

truthfully know that they're wrong, they should back down, otherwise once you expose them of

lieing, they'll look like a retard.

Why'd you use the example you used?
Well, because people have opinions on this matter, so I don't think I'd get flammed if I compared

red to blue, or something of that genre.