The Existence of God

Oh yeah? well I advice YOU to worship the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for He is the Lord, the Saviour and the Creator of the Universe and all that is! Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Scientology, Catholicism, Mormonism (and the thousands of other religions whom are all founded in their own mythology and all a hundred percent convinced of their own self-rightousness included) are false religions! You see, the Flying Spaghetti Monster created those religions in order to test our faith. He described that only a very small portion of humans would get to enter Heaven, whilst the remaining +80% would burn in Hell for ALL eternity. And you know what? His prophecy came true! Over 80% of the worlds human population is religious! May he bless your ignorant soul!

Do you see what I did there?

The Earth wasn't formed by the Big Bang, the Universe imploded thus shattered matter. The Earth started out as a big clumb of rock with a gravity, because the gravity is equal on each side of early Earth, it pulls itself towards its core, thus making it round, or egg-shaped. This is always why building towers that reaches out in space would get sucked down on Earth again, and smashed into the ground.

Because the first law of Thermodynamics state so, and those laws are adherent to the laws of physics, which are adherent to reality.

Wrong, we didn't come from monkeys - we are a monkeys. There's thousands of different monkey races, and we just happen to be the most succesful one, due to our superior intellect and ability to reason.

Wrong again, YOU can keep believing in your false religion. But at the end of the days, when Judgment Day arives, He will have no mercy on your pitiful soul.

Because the tradition of exchanging presents at December 24th was plagiarized from Pagan traditions and combined with the birth of Jesus, even though numerous historians believes Jesus was born in April. But then again, how dare we celebrate your stolen tradition!

Human imagination and misinterpretations of the original scriptures. Jesus is actually the Sun of God, not the Son of God. Ever wondered why he's called the "light of the world"?

No miracles have been empirically observed, no spirits has been empirically observed, no demons nor excorcisms has been empirically observed. Therefore, your religion is within the category of mythology.

 

Something that doesn't exist cannot provide evidence of it's non-existence.

How many times has this been stated in this thread, I wonder. It's beginning to become "ancient."

 

Then you the words 'miracle', 'exorcism', don't exist, and if they're not empirically observed doesn't mean it's fake lol. You find the dumbest excuses and yes exorcisms have been empirically observed lol they made movies on them and all that other stuff, they're real. atheists are a bunch of fat asses that sit on their couch all day and demand proof, well quit being a fat ass and go out and look for proof.

 

Or you could stop being a dumbass, stop flaming, and actually give us some proof. That is just stupid logic, the words santa and fairy exist. Does that make them real? Dumbest excuses?? You're babbling on about shit you can't even get proof for. You know why we can't find proof? Because there isn't any. Give us some "proof" then talk out your ass? k?

 

Tbh why not believe in god, people need some sort of belief in their lives to have hope and faith in our everyday struggle. I believe in God Yes.

 

Firstly, I'm not flaming lol, flaming is cursing my brains out over the internet.

Secondly, I gave you proof, miracles, demons, spirits, and exorcisms are real, believe it or not, but they are, get over the fact and move on.

Thirdly, you didn't give me proof that God isn't real yet.

 

Read the prev 74 page and U will find it has been answered like 100000000000000000000000000000000 times

 

yeah, the answer is god doesnt care.

 

Poor porman, i have asked you a question, but you have not responded. So i will ask you again.

Can you prove that god does not exist?

 

No he can't. And in the same way, the existance of homosexual farries can't be disproved either.

 

1. Are you mentally retarded? You just called atheists fat asses who sit on their couches and demand proof. If that isn't flaming then let god come down and kill me right now

2. Where is this proof that they are real? You haven't given me two shits about how they're real.

3. I HAVE NOTHING TO DISPROVE. It's the believers job to prove the non believer, it's an unwritten rule. Give me some evidence of god to disprove and I will, jesus christ.

 

what jebckr said.

cant you people understand, something that doesnt exist, does not produce evidence of its non existance. how many times do you want to hear it?

ok. prove that im not a ghost and that im not standing behind you right now with my ghostly laptop. exactly, you cant.

 

one simple reason...humans cause this to happen and prevent god from helping. if god came down and showed himself all the scientist would try to intervene and crap like that. also it is due to adam and eve that humans are imperfect.

 

Im an athiast lol XD

 

That's what I'm thinking.
Either it's a load of crap, or this 'God' is a pervert, I don't want to know that some big guy in the sky is watching me take a dump..

 

Two words: Natural evil.

 

lol. adam and eve are responsible are they?

if the fruit of knowledge is what gave them logic and the ability to rationalise, how did god expect adam and eve to be able to comprehend the effects of eating the fruit since they didnt have any logic yet. adam and eve didnt know right and wrong, not until after they ate the fruit.

Also, why the fuck would god make this fruit of knowledge if he didnt want them to eat it. whats its piont of being there? if you want to say it was to test them, how are the being tested if they dont have the knowledge to know better?

 

I think it's best to not believe in gods etc. Religion starts war.

 

See, i used to believe in God, i used to be a christian all that. Then in history class we learned about other religions. ( i used to go to a christian school
) And the "christian" history teacher started bashing all the other religions like theres no tomorrow ex. "whats Buddha going to do..from his pot" I mean how can you just trash another religion like that? What makes your religion right? Then that opened my eyes and i looked at all of the hypocrites at my so called "christian" school, and my so called "christian" father. oh and to top this all off..That "christian" history teacher, asks a question in class "Does anyone play any instruments" (im lead guitarist in my band "UnderwaterCircus" and he knows that..) I raise my hand "Yeah i play guitar" he comes up real close, whispers to the entire class "well..Guitar is not a real instrument, any idiot can play guitar.." To that i said, (i had my guitar in the classroom) "Well then, Play idiot."

 

Same thing they did to me in my Catholic school, but I know my religion is the correct one.