Idiots guide on how to get a girlfriend

This guide probably took an ETA of 9 minutes.

 

Let this epic failure dieee :laugh:

 

Or if your a G, say anything to them, and then get them back. Contact me via MSN if you need help with this.

 

You have to say "yeah I would bawl my eyes out if someone died". Also, say you want to save lives. (Firefighter, negotiator, policeman, etc.)


hahahaha this guide is hilarious. nice job mate

 

So if i ask if one of my guy friends want to see a movie with me, i'm 'GOING OUT' with them too?

I am on sythe so much because i just recently have had my left arm cut right through the muscle, its barely attatched and i needed it to be stitched back up. If i lift something a bit too heavy i can rip it in half which means i can never use it again. So i don't want to risk doing much else, but since its getting better you'll probably see me posting less, even though you could post 15 posts in 20 minutes if you wanted. Its really not that hard, maybe i should post a guide on it since you seem to think its tremedously difficult.

Hahah, thanks Clank.

 

Blah blah blah, why do people worry about this stupid shit. Live your fucking life how you want it, don't listen to somebody who just called you a nerd and who is probably more of a nerd than anybody on this site. He's in 8th grade for Christ's sake.

 

As awful a guide it is, stop the bloody spamming.

 

Wow nice 20 questions never thought of that but what I would do is ask her if she plays runescape is not dump her

 

All day during school me and my friends talk loudly about killing, tortue, death, etc and still 4 girls in my class like me? lol epic fail.

 

Ooooooooo why would you go and do that?

 

idk really, always seems to be the topic of conversation, always killing death. etc.

 

not bad but wtf is 20 questions? 50 Cent..

 

I already have a gf so I don't need this guide?

 

thanks for stating the obvious...

 

thanks for telling us the obvios....not recomended guide but nice try tho.

 

luaghed at this guide lol

 

Well I know I'm new here but I think it was a useful guide. I mean there may be a little 13 year old boy out there that doesn't even know where to begin. I'm not sure if Sythe has an age requirement. But I think this is a nice guide also Uber 1337 is your name Justin?