How to french kiss (LOL)

Hi.

Today I am going to show you how to make out with someone.

1. Be orally clean. You don't want to swap plaque with your partner do you?

2. Be comfortable. Sit in whatever position you are comfortable with.

3. Move your face do the side so you don't bump noses and look like a giant tard rofl.

4. Don't squeeze your partner when you are doing this.

5. CLOSE YOUR EYES! You don't want your eyes wide open when you are kissing rofl it also sets the mood nicely.

6. Lock lips and passionately explore each person's mouth. Be gentle you aren't the cookie monster.

7. Girls love it when you're gentle with them so don't turn in to a monster.

8. Breathe through your nose because if not you will look like an idiot doing CPR during a french kiss.

9. Keep it up until you are satisfied and finished.


I hope you enjoyed my guide.

 

Thanks for This.

 

uhh mostly right just need to add one thing ... Don't worry about being bad or anything it just comes naturally

 

add one more thing. - don't chock the other person with your tongue rofl
7/10 nice guide seeing as it would have been a little weird if you posted pics

 

Step 6 quote. Be gentle you aren't the cookie monster. Thanks for the rating. I serious appreciate it. I hope I get into the UE team because I love to educate everyone to my best ability.

 

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jk anyone who needs this guide had no life



good guide tbh

 

If you want I can get pictures.

 

If you plan on getting pictures which would be a good idea, I suggest you take the innocent eyes and minds of sythe's 10 year olds into account.

Alright guide, all the basics you need.

 

This is why I didn't want to put pictures but everyone thinks it would add to the quality. Thanks. Hope to be running for UE soon. I want learning to be cool and not a peep show.

 

Post pictures please! Just kidding. Nice guide 9/10

 

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What did you say
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That's exactly what I was thinking lol, he made no sense whatsoever.

Good guide, and don't give in to the perverted temptations of the guys who want pictures for their porn collection.

 

Haha. Thanks.

 

LOL @ number 3.

 

Wtf is up with the picture?

 

LOL. I was serious too.

 

thanks for this lol

 

Seriously? A guide on how to French Kiss?

I mean, French Kissing comes pretty smoothly, the only tip you really needed was to move your head to the side and close your eyes. The point of French Kissing is to touch tongues, not shove yours down her throat.

Still, I prefer normal snogging :innocent:

 

I believe we do it differently here. Tell me this, has anyone heard of breaking the lock temporarily to breathe? I've, and have never seen, breathing through their nose for the whole thing.