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  1. The True Gears

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    Really great joke virus! give to friends ect.
    The True Gears, Jul 23, 2008
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  2. cp

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    Really great joke virus! give to friends ect.
    Post the source.

    I doubt anyone here would be willing to download and run an executable, especially one labeled as a joke virus without knowing about its contents...
     
    cp, Jul 23, 2008
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  3. The True Gears

    The True Gears Guest
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    Here you go the bottom is mainly irritating beeping (that can't be stopped) ;)

    Public Class Form1

    Private Sub Button1_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button1.Click
    Dim newform1 As New Form1
    newform1.Text = "cant close this."
    newform1.Show()
    End Sub

    Private Sub Button2_Click(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Button2.Click
    Application.Exit()
    End Sub

    Private Sub Form1_Click(ByVal sender As Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles Me.Click
    MsgBox("Error! Why would you click here? it would do nothing.", MsgBoxStyle.Critical, "Error!")
    MsgBox("computer is trying to finalize this", MsgBoxStyle.Information, "Information")
    Application.Exit()
    End Sub

    Private Sub Form1_FormClosing(ByVal sender As Object, ByVal e As System.Windows.Forms.FormClosingEventArgs) Handles Me.FormClosing
    If e.CloseReason = CloseReason.UserClosing Then
    e.Cancel = True
    MsgBox("Try another thing...", MsgBoxStyle.Critical, "Error!")
    ElseIf e.CloseReason = CloseReason.ApplicationExitCall Then
    e.Cancel = True
    MsgBox("application is trying to finalize itself but it is impossible", MsgBoxStyle.Critical, "Error!")
    ElseIf e.CloseReason = CloseReason.TaskManagerClosing Then
    e.Cancel = True
    MsgBox("Task manager? I AM TASK MANAGER", MsgBoxStyle.Critical, "Error!")
    Application.DoEvents()
    End If
    End Sub

    Private Sub Form1_Load(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles MyBase.Load
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    End Sub

    Private Sub CheckBox1_CheckedChanged(ByVal sender As System.Object, ByVal e As System.EventArgs) Handles CheckBox1.CheckedChanged
    If CheckBox1.Checked Then
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    End If
    End Sub
    End Class
     
    The True Gears, Jul 23, 2008
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  4. cp

    cp ａｎ ｃａｔ
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    Really great joke virus! give to friends ect.
    Use the
    Code:
     tags next time. 

That method is very inefficient; ever heard of loops?
     
    cp, Jul 23, 2008
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  5. iwanttoauto

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    Really great joke virus! give to friends ect.
     
    iwanttoauto, Jul 23, 2008
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  6. The True Gears

    The True Gears Guest
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    Really great joke virus! give to friends ect.
    Hence, i said i had a newer one, this is ages old.
     
    The True Gears, Jul 24, 2008
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  7. 8arry 5tinkt

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    Really great joke virus! give to friends ect.
    lol i tried it out my father waked up by the beeping sound xD
     
    8arry 5tinkt, Jul 28, 2008
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  8. The True Gears

    The True Gears Guest
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    Really great joke virus! give to friends ect.
    Lol...
     
    The True Gears, Jul 28, 2008
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  9. Edfrommars

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    Really great joke virus! give to friends ect.
    Even better:
    Code:
            Do Until 1 = 2
            Console.Beep()
        Loop
    Edit: Sorry I just realized this topic is like 2 weeks old.
     
    Edfrommars, Aug 10, 2008
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  10. cp

    cp ａｎ ｃａｔ
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    Really great joke virus! give to friends ect.
    Well, at least you contributed.
     
    cp, Aug 11, 2008
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