Good School Pranks

Uber's posts are full of lies.

Seriously, you should be arrested for libel (printing lies), bitch. I can not STAND little kids with computers. They think; me+computer=alternate life. Which in a sense is true, but when you leave your computer you are still just a pre-teen little middle schooler who sounds like a prepubescent rat.

Honestly, if you want to go and spew your lies - don't do it here. Nobody wants to hear it. If you want suggestions, a ahead. But don't take everybody's suggestions and say "already did that" or "done that" because I would put 50 bucks on it that you haven't done one of the things you've claimed to have done.

I'm not saying this post is going to make you stop lying. But next time you post to try to show off to people on the internet who probably wont remember who you are 5 minutes after reading your pathetic attempt at posting, and who you will never meet; just think to yourself "Is this worth my time? Should I post this when its obviously a lie, everybody knows it's a lie, and everybody thinks of me as another attention whoring douchebag from douchedown?"

That is all.

 

Well a few of the timeless classics from my school are played on our study hall teacher because she's been there for a really long time, and becuase she freaks out about everything!
The first one was a few seniors last year decided to come into the study hall room during lunch and they took a bunch of the desks in the back of the room and made a little fort castle out of desks! That was sooo funny just because they got back in like right before she did and made a little sign that was like the no girls allowed but instead it said, "No (teacher's name censored for obvious reasons)s allowed. The look on her face!
The second awesome prank on her was a few of those seniors also took her stapler out of the room, wrapped it in plastic wrap, and stuck it in some jello they made! Then they put the jello in a covered bowl and left it on her lawn! They did that right after the start of second semester and like everyone was talking about it the rest of the year, including the teachers!
Just so you know I go to a slightly smaller private school so yea its not like a big deal that 400 kids and 30 teachers were talking about it but oh well!
Theres a ton more but I'm not gonna bore you with the details of all of them, they were funny but not as funny as those two lol.

 

Lolz MY schooo has this good prank called the coin trick.What you do is:

1.Get a funnle
2.Get a coin
3,get a idiot
4.get a water bottle

WHat u do after that is tell me idiot to put the coin on his head and put his head back.An put the funnel in his pants.When he attempts to do it on his first try tell him to do it 3 times to get the "aim right".Then go infrom of his friends and tell him to do it.When the coin is on his head and his head is set back and the funnel is in his pants pour the water from the bottle into the funnle.


Epic laugh sotrm.

 

I've done a few bit of pranking at school though it is very hard to do when we get teachers monitoring school during the end.

Some things that have been done.

Ziptied underclassmens lockers, and locks on all the seniors lockers. (last day of school prank)
Took Chairs and stacked them into a huge box blocking off hallways. (help from my band teacher, he gave us his chairs)
Putting school up for sale (works nicely when you have advertisement and design companies working with you)

There are others but I can't think of them right now.

 

It's not YOUR school's prank. It's a very popular prank..

 

Shakaka


Or whatever..


You would be surprised by some of the things that I do at school and get away with.. You can't tell me I don't do these things if you don't even know me.. Don't post if you can't stay on topic

 

Repaint the parking lot lines for the school buses so they're more narrow.

 

Lol that would be cool.


2 issues about that.



1. We don't use bus parking lanes, they just pull up and drop off.


2. My school is right off a very popular road. Too many witnesses

 

i think the first guy (tyson) had a great idea but i think ive come up with better, put NUMBING CREAM with it lol so they have numb butts too lol just suggestion

 

I just think you should think about what your posting, thats all.

 

Poop on your hand and smash into the chalk/white board
or piss in your mouth and spray it onto people

 

Well I already whipped out my dick in class, stole the prinipals car, and fucked the lunch lady -American Pie, Naked Mile




Dude, youre nasty >_<

 

Put seran wrap (is that how you spell it?) on all the toilets. Whoever has to take a piss/shit will get a nasty surprise.

Tape porn on every window.

Buy a piece of drywall, take off the staff room door, and nail the dry wall there.

Get a bunch of friends, and water balloon everyone during assembly (if you have this).

 

I think anything that has to do with putting animals in the hallway is a good idea for a senior prank. I am not talking about wild fierce animals but such as bunnies, rats, mice, frogs, garden snakes, chickens, and etc.

Personally I would fine it funny to see the students and staff ruining around the school trying to deal with these pests. You would need at least 15 of each animal, so that could be a problem saying not many stories will sell you several animals.

 

Punch an asshole teacher in the N00TS!

 

Nuf said

 

Superglue your teacher's keyboard keys down. ^_^ Or, run around all the lockers and pour superglue into the cracks of the locks so they can't spin.

 

the chicken one sounds good.

 

Bluetooth the Teacher Pr0n.

 

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