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Millions left to sell, until I will take investment #1: 218m

FIRST INVESTER PAYMENT IS $50+ to show that it works!

Hello fellow sythe members.

Yesterday I was thinking of ways I could help people out and still make profit.
I was thinking about people investing, and how people use banks, etc.
Well I came up with a plan that will work %100.

I would act as a bank pretty much, with you gaining profits, etc.

How it works (Rough idea.)
The customer will send me $$$ ($100 being lowest) via mail or egold.
Every week I have the money you make $0.01 per $1 I am holding.
With the money sent I will be merchanting millions.
With me buying mils at $3-4/M and selling at $6-7/M (Yes it is high, but people have boughten for more from ME)
I will give 1/4 the profits I have made from the investors money to them.
So say I make $400 from $100 in 1 week.
The investor walks away scot-free with $201 ($101 of which is pure profit!)

Tell me what you think, ofcourse I will need a guinea pig. But their is no hurt in trying!
As the money will be safe with me, and all money can be refunded within a 24 hour notice. (Incase I spent it on mils and need to sell them.)

Investing options
Send me $100+ via PayPal (no claim/cancel needed as it is yours anyways!)
NOTE: I have been verified on PayPal since 2002, so I won't take your money and close account.
NOTE: All PayPal investments will just be a refund issued, I am not sending back what you sent me. It will be refunded along with fees and all.
Send me $100+ via Mail (You will have my address if you think anything is wrong.)
Send me $100+ via E-Gold (I can supply you with enough information on me.)

Redeeming your investment
Redemption of your money can take up to 24 hours to process. (After notice of needing it back.)
The reason I ask for the 24 hours is because the money MAY be tied up in an investment. (Millions!)
No money option: If you wish I can redeem your investment to you in millions. (at $5/M)
If you wish for me to send you the money via a different option than you sent it can be worked out.
Note: I am not converting your money, your money must be in my hands for at least 3 days before you can redeem your investment into another type of handle. (ex: E-Gold to PayPal.) PayPal cannot be converted to anything as it is chargebackable.

This is a legitimate business, and I have no intention of taking anybodys hard earned money from them.
As I have said from the beginning all the investments can be refunded within 24 hours of being notified of it needed back.
IF an investment is attemted to be chargebacked on PayPal I will issue a refund and not pay you ANYTHING such as the 1/4 of the profit I made or the $0.01 per $1.

Some vouches showing some merchants I have done via millions.

Bought for $3 ea

Sold for $7 ea

Bought for $3 ea next day

Sold for $6.8 ea

Thanks, iHammerSmashFace

 

Nice idea. But does $100 have to be the lowest? Also you should buy the mills and invest in the G.E as well. Just to make more profit

 

Well if I dont want to waste my time or the investors then ya $100 is the lowest to make the best amount of cash.

Any more questions I will gladly answer.

..::iHammerSmashFace::..

 

Hey, looks like you really are going through with your plan xD. I vouched for you in your vouches thread. Good luck with your investing!

 

Yep dude I am gunna go thru with it.
I just need some rich people to invest.
Thanks for doing that, its for sig this time.
I hope it works (investing thing)

..::iHammerSmashFace::..

 

Good luck. Sounds like a good idea. when some people start investing then others will follow.

 

Ya that was the idea.
I just hope a trusted member starts off first.
I mean people who have money can spare atleast $100 for a week.
Especially when they know that they will make some sort of profit.

The $0.01 per $1 per week is low, but when you think about it I am giving ALOT more along with it.
And the longer I have it the more they will make.
Hoping within 2 weeks someone will make the move.

Thanks for posting, iHammerSmashFace

 

yes and you say they can also get there money back with 24 hours notice. People will like that.

 

Ya, I would offer immediate refunding but there is always the possibility of having ALL mils.
So if I had to I would sell for $0.50-$1 more than I bought for lower profits but they would have their cash back.
And also if they want it to be paid via mail or PayPal back to them they must wait a little bit longer for me to gather all the money.

I really hope someone decides to be my guinea pig.

Thanks again for posting, iHammerSmashFace

 

Very nice idea, I think the lowest perhaps, should be 50$ :O

Or even for the first try to make sure everything goes good.

 

To be honest it will show horrible statistics if it is lower than $100.
Considering my previous trades the $100 is mere pocket-change.

Explaining why anything under $100 would show horrible statistics.
$50 spent on millions at an estimated price of $3.15/1M ratio is around 16M.
I admit merchanting 16M could show good statistics if sold at an estimated price of $6.50/1M ratio.
It would show a whopping x2 increase and would be great to show.
To be honest I just proved your idea CORRECT.
LMFAO, good idea. The first deal will be for $50. (Hope it works out!)

now I feel dumb, because earlier on I calculated it out and tbh my calculations were messed up somewhere.

Thanks for posting man!

..::iHammerSmashFace::..

 

Theres a possiblity I trust you with 50$.

Sometime this week possibly VIA mail, so keep your eyes pealed.

 

If you have any doubts to whether I am trustworthy check out my vouch thread.
I have handled over 1B GP (1,000,000) for sythe members.
If that doesn't make you feel any better I speak over the phone with you about this subject.

I can gurantee %100 satisfaction thru this deal.

You will NOT regret anything.

..::iHammerSmashFace::..

 

You're very welcome, You see, The method hasn't been tested, Or whatever you would like to call it, So I thought 50$ would be a good starter ammount to reccomend

~ Chop

 

Well its not more or less the method.
As I have merchanted over 500m :love:
So I personally know I can do it.
I just thought of the idea to have investors for way more profiting

anyways, thanks again for the idea.
Was gunna do it but as I said my calculations were screwed I guess.

..::iHammerSmashFace::..

 

hey man get on msn i need to discuss something.

 

I will whenever I can.
Sorry for being away so much bro, just been busy.
When I get my new computer I will be very much more active due to jobs being filled.

..::iHammerSmashFace::..

 

nice idea but lowest shud be $50

 

it is...?

 

nope.

he means FOREVER.