[Guide] How To Avoid Looking Like A Sythe Fool!

(Currently cannot do any editing to anything inside the thread, will do on other computer, later. Cannot bold, or italize or anything. )

How to Avoid Looking Like A Sythe Fool!

- Introduction -
Now, lets say all of you big market boys, want to open a Pin Selling Shop, and/or a Account Shop, or just buy a simple account off of someone. You click that \"New Topic\" Button and start your typing frenzy. You start by saying \"I R BUYING SUPER RARE RANGE 2hR!\" You think your super cool topic will atract attention. Well, lets put it this way, the only thing you will be attracting are those unwanted flamers. In this simple guide, you shall read how to make your Sythe days fun, and flame free, and also not looking like a foolish nine year old kid. I will take you through the steps of making a sucessful thread, and a few other things that you should avoid, when doing your Sythe Buisness.

- New Topic (Your Start) -
Finally, after reading that introduction, lets get to the goodies. Now, I know alot of you will open a shop, or somewhat and want to make a thread. Here we go, I will show you some prime examples of ways to make your topic looked at, and ways to not make your topic looked at.
Now, lets start with a Gold Shop. After looking at 100\'s of threads here is a sucessful one, and one that isn\'t.

1. BUY UR GOLD - CHEAP!!!!!!!!!!!! -

Okay, theres our first person. Lets go over some things he did do wrong, and how he should do it. The first thing he did wrong, all caps. You never want to make all your caps like that, its foolish. You may think people will look at it first, but it actually causes people to read it slower, and annoy them. The next thing they did wrong was use slangs. For example words such as ;Ur, Bcuz. No one likes when you do that, you might but it makes you look like you are nine. The final thing I noticed that they did wrong, was add so many !!!!!!. I mean come on, really. Who the hell cares about you putting all those damn marks on your damn post, your making yourself look like your a spaz. Now, here is a good example of a correct post, and one that will make you look professional.

1. [Paypal,E-Gold] Buying Runescape Rsgp [3.00$ USD]

Now, that is what we call a good looking post. The good parts of it were that people can see what you have in store for your post, outside of opening the thread. You stated clearly that you are selling gold for only 3.00$ USD. You also stated that you only accept the payments of Paypal, and E-gold. This is what makes things clear, but please note that you will come across retards that will ask the questions like \" DO YOU ACCEPT E_GOLD!!\" When its on the topic title, best thing to do is be slow with them.

- Details Inside The Topic (Body part) -
Phew, finally after reading all the hog-wash you finally made it halfway! Take a break, grab a water and get back to reading and making your post. In this part, we will explain how to make your thread look great and things you can do to make people easily find things. I will not show a incorrect way to make this thread, but although I will show you how to make a great one.

Now, lets start. Back to your gold thread, you just finished the title, and now your on too the body. In this section, I will list ways to make your thread look great. Follow this order, in order to make a great looking thread.

1. Make a index, where people can scroll to the top and find your MSN if they missed it.
2. State what your selling agian, you know for a title and the slow people.
3. Start with your prices.
4. Then move on to if you use a MiddleMan, or you want them to go first, or vice versa.
5. Then, state your rules. Such as dont nudge me on MSN and such.
6. Insert your contact details. Aim, Yahoo, MSN - Whatever you have.
7. Bold, and indent the important parts - Should only be 3-5 things indented. ( DONT OVERUSE )
8. Click sumbit post.

Congradulations on finishing your great looking shop, now roll in the dough.

Here is some fun facts that I like to do, and things that you can do outside of your thread to look even better in other people\'s eyes.

1. Use correct grammer, to your best knowledge.
2. Dont flame people, you make yourself look dumb, and a jerk.
3. Dont use ROFL, and LOLZZZZ, and LUL. Just say, Haha.


Thats all I\'v got for now guys.

- Hope you enjoyed my first guide -

- Sythe Inc. -

- Jumped You -

 

How about spell correctly? Also, I think you spelled congratulations wrong too. Anyways, nice guide.

 

nice, guide lolz oops... i meant "haha"

 

Haha. Great Guide.
Some of it made me laugh.

 

Thanks Guys.
Makes me want to write more, hopefully I will soon.

Spelling correctly was mentioned at the \"Extra Info\" part at the end.


Thanks.

-JumpedYou

 

Lol, this is an understood and self-explationary guide. It applies to other forums too. But anyways, nice guide.

 

I failed.

 

This guide is incredibly dole, useless, and just stupid.
And to top it off you have eleven posts and have been here for less than a
month. Epic Fail.

 

Juvenile, its not the fact that I\'v been here.
What\'s funny is that your the only one that is saying this.

Maybe if you step out of your typical routine, and use section\'s such as User Services, then you may just notice that this may help many people to not look like a fool. Some of us need the help.

Does it really matter that I\'v been here for less then a month. Stop being such a jackass and maybe give me some critiscsm(sp?) and maybe then you will learn how to grow up.
Epic Fail. Can you get any sadder, fucking quit playing Runescape 12 hours a day.

 

Your so full of wisdom, this guide is terrible frankly because this is all your
opinion. And yes it does matter how long you have been here. You have
made twelve posts and have been here for less than a month
yet you think you know how "to avoid looking like a sythe fool"
it makes no sense at all. This guide will help no one unless your a social
reject with your hands in your pants.

 

I guess it was my opinion, maybe you will enjoy my new guide, that I released today. I guess we will see.

 

I've highlighted the spelling and grammatical errors in your guide. Interesting and helpful guide. I'm assured if you fix up these errors it would be a wonderful guide.

 

Thanks for the help Macroman! Will edit soon!

 

haha i like the topic of the guide nice nice...