[tut] How to obtain the best burger you will ever eat.

Hello everyone!

Im sure there are a few of you out there who still remember me but this is my first post in years probably. The reason Im posting on this site is because I have discovered the greatest burger in the world and want to share it with everyone one every medium possible. This is also on stumbleupon if you happen to encounter it.

Introduction:

This tutorial will explain how to obtain the materials for, create, and discuss the greatest cheeseburger evar.

Materials Needed:

$2.00
Mode of transportation (feet work)
McDonalds
Opposable thumbs
A dumb friend

Getting started:

You may have heard of this burger before. This would be more likely if you are involved in the drug community. The burger's name is the McDank or the stoner sandwich\burger.

The first thing you will need to do is scrounge for two bucks. Be sure to include the appropriate amount of sales tax for your state and or county. for me here in Nevada, that would make a grand total of $2.14. Affordable, right?

Next you wanna grab your friend and mosey on over to McDonalds. Be sure your friend doesnt have money or even know where you are going for maximum News-Spreadage.

Once you've made it to Mickey'D's, you will want to order the following off of the dollar menu:

1x Double CheeseBurger
1x McChicken

and maybe a drink if you have spare cash.

When your tray full of goodness arrives, unwrap both sandwiches. The next step is to peel the Double Cheeseburger apart between the two patties. Once you have your split open sandwich, place the entire McChicken between the double cheeseburger, smash it together, and scarf.

This whole time im sure your friend is confused and a little angry that he didn't know you were going to lunch. Up until the point where you are about half done with your mound of heaven, give him a bite and pronounce the sandwich as "The Mighty McDank." Your friend will then proceed to tell everyone he knows and spread the word of this almighty wonder of fat.



Heres a picture of one I made myself using pastrami instead of patties because i had no ground beef. =(








If you made the sandwich, have eaten one before, or even heard of it, please post and declare yourself.

You are welcome.


Peace.

 

You sir, have great taste.​

 

Lol, where's da pix in this guide?

Good guide I guess.

 

Wow I just tried this and It was actually not bad...
But I'm like about to explode Lol...

 

that sounds good...can the friend be my mom?

...i cant drive and my friends cant either...

btw...how many calories is that? like 3 thousand?

 

You should also teach us how to salt your fries that come with the meal.

 

why not just eat a live cow and chicken?



YAY!!!~! 25TH POST!!

 

I myself, Prefer A Juicy Burger King Triple Stacker, Only my opinion though

 

I don't know....I think the Burger King Rodeo Burger is the best ever. It's a cheese burger with onion rings and BBQ sauce on it....It's so good..I highly recommend it.

 

wtf that s'posed to mean make it rain? and i have not tried the rodeo burger as of yet but im planning on it. thanks motzco.


by the way, i made my own McDank today (fried the chicken mahself) and im uploading a pic now.


*added pic

 

Lol that sounds amazingly delicious and fattening

BTW, do you mean the entire mcchiken sandwich or just the chicken?

 

I always get the double chees and mc chicken at mcdonalds. Is it really that good mixed together?

 

hm...never thought of that before...

 

It's like eating a heart attack.

 

As much as that burger looks really messy and ugly etc.

It looks really really mouth watering.

 

Ownd?

 

Hahah nice! That burger looks much nicer hahah.

 

I actually ate it, there's a party in my stomach.........

 

Hmm everyone seems to like it, i might give try it sometime.

 

that looks extremely good... any other burger creations??? or any type of food for that matter?