how do i get a gf

i tryd liek showing her my awsome rs account an everything.... it just dont work.

 

chit chat,
suck a dick.

 

no first u gotta get str cape, then show her, then u suck her dik and the rest is very easy, then ?????, then profit~!!

 

i agree wifth numbers. hoorah

 

Try jumping into a bathtub with a toaster that always works

 

full rune?

 

/fail, you gotta get a magic cape first, dumbass

 

o i liek totalie forgot bout dat str cape... it has to get all the ladies

 

full bronze ftw??? with iron dagger?

 

why bother , zezima will take your girl =p

 

dang i fogot bout dat no lifes guy!1oneshiftone

 

wow what a loser

because girls wont take you seriously until your at least level 90

 

guise im zezima :/

 

Teech me yur wai playuh.

 

YOU ARE DOING IT ALL WRONG!

You gotta have a 3 letter name, that's at least level 126+ with multiple 99 capes, and a few hundred mill, to impress her, duh.

 

ok jus giv me password and username and i giv you 99 stat and 200bil rsgp!

just say this format

 

fuck zezima.

 

some1s jelous and its u

 

im not a porn addict.