A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

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A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    I made this a long time ago, might as well share it and get some opinions.

    Don't flame If i get something wrong.







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    Ever complain to your friends or parents about how you always fail when it comes to women? Ever had it when you find yourself speechless during a conversation with a girl? Hate it whenever a girl judges you as a loser, loner, or just too shy? Get dumped a lot? Well, this guide will improve your chances of success with women.

    We humans judge many things at the first glance, regardless of what it is. You see a guy wearing torn clothes and no shoes; you assume that he is poor. You see a magnificently dressed man driving a BMW; you assume that he is well off rich. You see a chicken; you assume that it is just a chicken, although the chicken may actually be a man dressed in a chicken suit. You see Paris Hilton; the word “hot” crosses your mind at once, although you don’t notice that it is actually an old man inside that cover. You see a girl kissing other girl on the lips; you assume that they are homosexual. Unfortuneally, in many situations, a first glance impression is all we give and receive.

    The quote “You are what you wear” suits the following section perfectly, and often that is what you get in the end, so therefore, if most people are just going to judge things at first glance, look decent at first glance and make a good impression.

    How you dress, believe or not, has a big impact on how you look at first glance. Take these 2 examples:
    - A guy wearing a bright white sweater with unique designs, a shiny watch and necklace, and some decent outstanding shoes.
    - A guy wearing a brown, worn-out sweater, a brown watch and bead necklace, and a pair of black Converse shoes.
    Obviously my first example you will notice first at first glance, but some people will dislike dressing over brightly, so to give your outfit a slightly darker look, slip on something colored black. Black is one color that will go well with many other different colors without giving a “gross” look. Colors you might want to consider avoiding are dark greens, such as olive green, brown, and of course, grey. Brown is similar to the color of dog droppings, dark greens don’t go well with many outfits, and grey is simply unattractive. Of course, the above are according to the views of the average teenage girl today, so if you’re an adult, adult women may have differing preferences.
    Also, torn and ragged clothes appear to be a major turnoff because it may either make you appear poor, make you appear as if you never care about or take good care of your clothes, and of course it gives others a poor view of you, plus I highly doubt that damaged clothing will keep you sufficiently warm. Additionally, try to avoid smelly or dirty clothing; instead go give them a nice, hygienic wash and go for cleaner clothes.

    Jewellery and hats are a nice add-on for those who want to stand out an extra bit. If you ever decide to wear a hat, make sure the hat is a clean one, since in many situations many will want to check out your hat or even try it on, so you wouldn’t want a nasty smell to disgust them. At the moment black and white seem to stand out the most compared to other hats, but some other colors will do fine, just try to pick a hat having an unique texture or art. What is the point of wearing a hat just to stand out when twenty other people are wearing the exact same hat? For jewellery, pick something according to your heart’s consent, meanwhile trying to find something shiny. Expensive watches are a must if you really care about your jewellery, women tend to like men that care about time, and watches show that you do care about time. What I mean by “expensive” is not a thousand dollars, just don’t pick everyday plain watches, and go for those metallic ones that are solar-powered. Solar powered watches are also nice since you can keep track of time while not ever worrying about running out of battery power, and the fact that most people do not wear watches or wear very unnoticeable ones.
    For the top part of your body, keep note of the color advice I’ve mentioned somewhere above, while picking something that suits you. If it’s a cold day, put on a jacket or sweater. If it’s hot out, leave your t-shirt on. You wouldn’t want to be shivering or sweating while around your women, after all, who would want to be around someone that frequently shudders or someone that smells like as if they just came out of a Gym class? Of course, don’t wear tank tops or wrestling outfits, stay away from whatever you wear during your workouts. You are talking to women, not going for a sweaty workout.
    When it comes to leg wear, go with either jeans or shorts, considering how hot or cold it is. Jeans have been a trendy fashion for a while and are still trendy today, but try to avoid torn and cut-up jeans. Some surprisingly find it majorly fashionable to cut holes all over your jeans, but that would make it appear as if they were your only pair of jeans and how you wouldn’t be able to afford a new pair. Whatever you do, stick with clothes that actually fit you! Many men mistakenly believe that baggy pants are attractive, but most women dislike them, usually because of how it makes the men appear as if their parents bought them baggy pants just to be able to wear them for a year or two, and of course, baggy pants give them an oversized appearance. However, different women have a different preference towards tight, girly jeans. Some will find it attractive; some will find them too girly. The unusual fact is how tight jeans are a part of certain emo/gothic fashions, but it’s up to you.

    If you ever plan to use deodorant or body sprays, stay away from five-dollar AXE cans you find at Superstore, instead, go for higher quality body sprays that most guys do not use. Women love a new, unique refreshing smell, but bear in mind, different women have different thoughts about different smells. For example, notice how many women find the smell of vanilla pleasuring, but how most men find it disgusting? It’s the same with common AXE or TAG sprays, men find the smell great, but many women highly dislike it. To improve your hygiene, shower everyday, shampoo your hair everyday, and so forth. Keep yourself clean. Brush your teeth at least twice a day to rid yourself of your bad breath. If you naturally have disgusting breath, buy some mouthwash- a cheap, workable solution to horribly stinky breath.
    Please note that the above clothing comments are not for everyone though, this is only based on the average BC teenager girl’s preference. Many may actually disagree.

    Most importantly, whenever you approach women, act normally, whileist ridding yourself of your bad habits such as excessive swearing, nose picking, and so forth. Never try to be someone or something else to prevent yourself to be seen as a poser. For example, if you have a low-pitched voice, don’t attempt to raise the tone of your voice, just stay normal. Bear in mind- this is a regular day of your life, not something like your birthday. If you are normally quiet, don’t suddenly run and yell “hi” to everyone you encounter. Be yourself. Don’t try any cheesy catch lines/catch phrases you see in magazines or on the internet, be yourself. Be kind and like a gentleman, do not be rude. Instead, substitute them with words more like “huh”, “move”, “girl”, and other everyday words you will use when talking to your friends, whileist keeping a sweet attitude and voice. When talking to girls, try to have a sweet or regular voice, don’t use a grumpy tone you use whenever after your mother grounds you from the computer, but without over-doing it. Sound sweet, but without sounding threatening in any way. For example, don’t use a phrase similar to “hey baby, want to come over? *wink*”.


    Now having covered the essentials, we shall move forward to the first step- getting to know your girls. Bear in mind- patience is the key here. Do NOT get aggressive, eager to sleep with her right at the moment. If it helps in any way, even scratch from your mind the thought “I am going to date her”. Your main goal here is to get to know her better, not to get in her bed, so have brief conversations, giving yourself a normal, non-threatening look. Body language is also a major importance here, regardless if the girl is able to understand it. Make it LOOK like you want to know her better, in a positive way.

    A useful habit to get yourself into is to talk to girls you know in your classes, clubs, etc. Just getting to know more people gives you a more socialable and friendlier look. When having conversations with women, use calm, sweet, relaxed voice. Stay confident, confidence is one major thing women look for in men. If you two are sitting down, lean forward slightly to show that you have interest in her. Gaze, NOT stare, into her eyes. I’m pretty sure your mother has taught you this at times, always to maintain eye contact when speaking with people. Unfortunally at this age, we are entering puberty at the moment so we men have the urge to stare at girls’ breasts frequently, so we have to work on eliminating that habit. If a girl by chance catches you doing that, I don’t think she would feel good about it, would she? For example, when you talk to your sister, what would she think of you if you were to stare at her breasts and fantasize about them everytime she would offer time to help you with your homework? Also, when sitting down keep your legs open apart, revealing a relaxed, calm appearance. When talking, make your points and statements clearly, talk with confidence. There is nothing worse than having a “umm.. uhh.. um..” every ten seconds. At all costs, avoid the phrases “I don’t care” and “I don’t know”, which reveal confusion or how you don’t care. Do NOT use dirty jokes you usually laugh about with your male friends. Rest your arms somewhere. NEVER cross your arms. Arm crossing is a sign of disappointment in both men and women, regardless of the situation. Women also love to talk about themselves for lengthy periods, and the best to do is to let them talk about themselves, whileist showing interest in the conversation. Ask her questions about the content she speaks of, show your interest. Make comments, and so forth. SHOW that you are interested and would like to know her better.
    Here, body language plays an important role. Pay close attention and try to spot the signs of likeness for you during your conversations.

    - Shyness is pretty obvious. Remember the first days of you going into puberty; how you were shy whenever you were around some girl you had a big crush on?
    - Frequent giggles and little laughs show that she is comfortable and happy with you, also being a good sign.
    - She will gradually get closer beside you. Someone that likes you will get closer. For example, if you like a girl would you want to move away from her or closer to her? Probably closer obviously, unless you were scared of her for some reason.
    - Open legs, when she is sitting down with you, reveal comfort around you. If her legs were really tight that would probably mean that she is kind of nervous. What would you do with your legs when you were feeling comfortable?
    - She will laugh at your jokes even if they aren’t so great to make you feel better and to show her appreciation.
    - Frequently leg brushing or tapping your knee with hers also is also a very strong sign that she may have a like for you.
    - Notice that when a girl likes you, she will randomly poke you as she walks by or will randomly poke your arm when she is around you.
    - Experienced women will purposely open her palms towards you to tell you that you are “welcome” with her.
    - Try adjusting your tone of voice, varying it, during a conversation. If she adjusts her tone or volume of voice to closer match yours, this may also be a sign.
    - When you two are walking together, she will frequently bump her arm into yours every so often. Actually this is meaning that she wants you to hold her hand, but we can use this as a sign.
    - One of the strongest signs of all would be doing things to her hair (brush it to the side, stroke it, play with it, etc.), and playing with her jewellery during a conversation.
    However, there are also bad signs to note, if you notice these there is a high chance that she does NOT appreciate you and you should just move on to another girl. Crossed arms, rolling eyes, and lack of interest are three easy ones to note. If you ever plan on getting her number, ask her very casually and normally, don’t make it random and sudden. Of course, show no nervousness; make it an everyday thing you do. The nicest time to do this is right before you leave her.

    A good habit to get into is whenever you walk by her somewhere, gaze into her eyes briefly, and if she looks into your eyes smile and continue to walk by. This gives both of you a sense of comfort. If you are leaning against the wall, lean forward just slightly with your hands in your pockets, but your thumbs sticking out pointing towards your genital area, and smile at the girl when she walks by. Apparently this gives a sexual signal or at least a sense of comfort/friendliness. It is one thing you will notice that many flirts do frequently.

    After knowing her for a while, and if you are impatient to know if she has a like for you or not, there is one technique you can take advantage of, but bear in mind- if it reveals that she does not appreciate you, you will have to move onto another girl, since this may scare some women. Us western cultural humans each have our own “personal space”, reserved for only close friends or imitates. This space goes up to an inch away from the face. So the thing to do is to walk up to her and smile, with your face exactly one inch away from hers (without measuring it with a ruler of course). If she smiles or doesn’t freak out, congratulations, there is hope that you might actually get this girl!

    Now to move forward to the next step, moving in a bit more aggressively. Note that talking to her everyday won’t make you appear special; you will just eventually become an everyday person she expects to talk to daily. Rather than talking to her everyday, take 1 – 2 day pauses where you have no interactions with her at all. This will create a bit of suspense, giving her wonders about you, such as “has he forgotten about me?”, “has he found another girl?” and so forth. Note that you WANT her to think about you more, this is our goal here. This allows her sufficient time to think over things as well. Remember, have fun with this, act normal, a major key to success with women is to ENJOY the experience, not hate it. Learn how to vary the tone of your voice, there is nothing boring than one, dull tone during a lengthy conversation. Why sound like a non-stop voice box? Be funny in a positive way, women LOVE funny but not perverted men. Listen and pay attention to her, show that you care. Comment her on her looks honestly, without using the words “hot”, “stunning”, or “sexy”. Those words are often dishonest to many women, so stick with more honest and proper words like “beautiful”, “cute”, and “pretty”. No matter if she ends up liking you or not, a comment about her will rest in her heart for a lifetime. I love to talk about the numerous times I’ve been called “cute”, but many people don’t get so many comments like these in their lifetime, so just your one comment will matter a lot to her. If she is friendly and nice, tell her so. If she spent a lot of time to make her hair all tidy or if she just bought a new dress, comment her on it! Give her that wonderful feeling of satisfaction.

    If all the above went well, ask her for a brief hangout. Just a hangout, make it simple, nothing huge. Remember, it is only a brief get-together, nothing more. Personally I keep it no more than an hour long, spending nothing or no more than five dollars. Suddenly starting with a expensive movie night or luxurious dinner will make you look desperate, or the fact that this is all you got. If you start with something small, she will have something better to look forward to everytime. Your goal is to know her better, not to get in her pants.
    If the first meeting went okay, go for another, extending the time just a bit further, and spend slightly more money if intended to. Note the body language signs I’ve covered earlier to see if her like for you strongly develops. Remember, little more; don’t jump to something luxurious so early. Make sure she has something better and more exciting to look forward to everytime. When saying goodbye, make it meaningful, and when she gets home, even give her a “good-night” text message over your cell phone.
    Proceed with more get-togethers, and if they go well, even hug her before departing. Remember, a proper hug will have your hands around her waist, and hold for a few seconds. Don’t just squeeze her for a split second and then push her off- that is a meaningless hug. Eventually I’m sure you will have the urge to kiss her, go for it. I would start with a brief kiss on the cheek, if that goes well; go for a light one on the lips. If she kisses you back, hugs you, tells you that she likes you, etc., congratulations, you have been successful, and she is yours. If she replies with a bad reaction, move on to another girl and scratch her from your mind, without crying about it.

    Remember, most people fail when it comes to girls, no matter how rich they can be. As they always say, there are way too many fish in the sea to be stuck to one, go for more!

    Getting to know and spending time with women is a wonderful experience, regardless if they end up wanting you or not. You make more friends, you feel better about yourself, and so forth. For once, you can be a good part of this “high school girl drama” and feel wonderful about it.














    80 Additional useful things you would want to know.
    1) Women seldom make assumptions, so therefore they expect you to tell them how you feel towards them. Make the first move, let her know.
    2) A better body is obviously more attractive to women, plus a better body does you good too. Instead of sitting at home playing Halo 3 or whatever games you men play nowadays, go out for a run, go to the local gym, do some sit-ups, etc. You also improve your health and feel better afterwards.
    3) Most women dislike porn in some way. If you two are together, why would she enjoy watching other nude men in intercourse, or why would she enjoy observing you watch other nude women. Instead of watching that content, go get the real thing?
    4) Women have a like for humorous guys. Being able to make a girl laugh is more important than how much you can impress her. However, if you have a like for jokes, stay away from the rude, dirty ones you usually share amongst your other guy friends.
    5) Hold a girl’s hand, especially when in the public or amongst your friends. Show that you are proud of you two being together.
    6) Women aren’t your all-night restaurants- don’t use them, treat them with respect.
    7) Don’t speak of other famous female models such as Jessica Simpson, Carmen Electra, Paris Hilton, etc. For example, don’t say something in the lines of “Oh my gosh, Carmen Electra makes me drool” in front of your women. They don’t want to hear it; it just makes them feel gloomy.
    8) A women’s view of “quality time” is NOT when you have her over while you and your male friends play video games all night, leaving her bored and lonely. Do better than that.
    9) Just because women groom themselves frequently throughout a daily basis doesn’t necessarily mean they’re high maintenance- they want to look good for you. I’m sure you shave and perfect your hair every morning.
    10) You can’t make a girl have a like for sports or video games. Don’t try to change her, like her for who she is.
    11) Women are typically smarter than men, it is Mother Nature. Get over it and stop complaining everytime you see them do better in school or know more than you. That is unless you spend time studying, reading, etc. to improve your knowledge. Most women have a like for smart men, but not “nerdy”.
    12) The “perfect man” in most female dreams is just slightly taller than themselves. This doesn’t mean a taller girl can’t love a shorter man, but having a higher height gives you an advantage. Higher height meaning that you have a bigger variety of women to go for, since if you were to be shorter less tall women would have a like for you. Note that this only increases your changes and gives you a larger variety; it is possible for a tall girl to like a short boy.
    13) Walks and dances in the rain are romantic to women, although myself I do not enjoy being drenched in rainfall. They show your love towards them.
    14) Kisses on the forehead are enjoyable for women; emphasize your care for them.
    15) Cooking dinner while your girl is over is always nice, especially if you’re a good cook. If you aren’t so great at cooking, get better at it. Google recipes for tasty foods and beverages such as cheesecake and milkshakes, and practice making them. This is also enjoyable for yourself also; you learn how to make new tasty food and relieve your hunger.
    16) The everyday woman’s definition of cheating is very often “anything you do or speak to a different girl that you wouldn’t want your girl to know”. Don’t cheat, it is commonly the strongest reason to dump someone and end a relationship.
    17) If your girl can admit her wrongs, they expect you to do the same. Don’t hide your guilt, show it. Admitting that you’re wrong when you’re actually wrong is a lot better than denying it.
    18) Women will not accept the fact you aren’t a skilled singer or dancer; they will often just accept the fact that you at least try your best. If you refuse to dance with girls, expect them to go to other guys for good dances.
    19) Always think before you speak or act, no matter who you are with. Often the wrong things come out of your mouth or the wrong actions result from your hands as a result of lack of thinking before you speak/act.
    20) Keep the first date brief and short so your girl has something better to look forward to next time. If she doesn’t want to kiss you on the first date, don’t do it.
    21) Only a demanding girl will ask you to buy her big things all the time and pay for ALL of your dates, better idea not to go with them, but it’s always nice to take turns paying/buying gifts, although often the person asking for the date is supposed to be paying.
    22) Tell your girl that she is beautiful. If she denies it, tell her that she is good enough for you.
    23) Often little things in relationships are treated as big things. Those little nice comments and little favors you do for them once every so often are commonly remembered.
    24) Don’t do rude and disrespectful things to girls- often they will get their older brothers and sisters and their friends to hunt you down and cause you a lot of trouble.
    25) No girl will ever not look at any other man, and no man will ever not look at any other woman, so get over it. If you like to look at girls, at least don’t let yours see you do it.
    26) Depending on the woman, smoking and drugs are a turnoff, unless she does them herself. Take your pick- a healthy and long life or a short and “high” one. Don’t over drink either, you won’t live as long.
    27) I’m sure you dislike your girl’s ex-boyfriends, so expect your girl to hate your ex-girlfriends as well. Past doesn’t matter though, present and future is more important, so try to think less about who she has been with. Nothing you can do about it.
    28) Penis size is only important to demanding and sexually active women, so a true good girlfriend wouldn’t care much about it. In sex frequently only the first 2 – 3 inches matter anyways, an oversized one will only give her pain.
    29) Whenever you see a woman with especially large breasts don’t comment out loud about it- keep the comments to yourself? They can hear you.
    30) When watching TV together with your girl, speak during commercials- often they will pay less attention to them. I’m sure you don’t really find a large interest in them either.
    31) The majority of women don’t bother/remember to call us men unless we call them often. “Don’t call = don’t care” is the equation to remember. If they haven’t called you in a while, don’t let the relationship fade- call them to talk.
    32) Women enjoy observing men get jealous, but don’t become overly possessive. For example, don’t threaten to beat up a little boy just because he talks to your girl.
    33) Putting things on your bottom or doing things with your private parts does not turn women on regularly- it just grosses them out. “Humping” trees isn’t really funny to the majority to girls and just gives you a bad image.
    34) Return favors whenever girls do your favors. If she lends you a dollar, lend her a dollar if you have one. If she puts an effort to make herself look good, put an effort into making yourself look good. If she shaves (not just the face), you do the same.
    35) No one is perfectly on time- expect women to be late, because you will notice that lates are VERY often. Expecting it will make you worry less and keep you more comfortable.
    36) Maintain eye contact as much as possible, showing that you care. Don’t look away at other things while she talks to you.
    37) Don’t take any longer to prepare than women do- women spend more time preparing than most men do.
    38) Laughing at your girl’s jokes gives her confidence for more jokes and makes her feel better overall, boosting her self-esteem. Laugh even if the jokes are horrible.
    39) Honesty is a major for both men and women. Myself, I’m a man and I have a strong hate for dishonest women. I’m sure you will feel the same towards women.
    40) Don’t start little quarrels with women- the main end to relationships and occasionally cause of divorce. In the end, just let them win (unless the situation is unacceptable, such as her making you do something you would never want to do).
    41) Try to go with yourself or only one friend to see your girl. Girls come in groupies often, but guy groupies often seem like stalkers and will scare your girl off, and also one of your guys can take advantage of the situation making you look stupid.
    42) When asking girls things, often asking in a nicer tone and attitude will get you a similar response. For example, will asking for help on homework in a bad tone or in a good tone increase your chances of getting help?
    43) Fashion is a major importance to women and to some of us men too. They will NEVER have enough money to satisfy their demands for new TNA sweaters, new purses, iPods, etc. I, although I’m a man, have a strong desire for new clothing all the time.
    44) Most girls will have a time during the month to be extremely rude or mean. Leave it alone; give them time to get over whatever is going on. I’m sure you have had your bad moments in your life at times.
    45) Opening a door for someone shoes reveals that gentleman inside you. Don’t you love it when someone opens a door for you so you don’t have to do it yourself?
    46) Surprises, regardless for who it is for, are always nice and are very memorable and enjoyable. Don’t you just love it when your mom surprises you with a stack of boxes of fresh pizzas?
    47) Soft and slow kisses are more pleasurable- they get more out of the enjoyment.
    48) Little things girls do for you are often very big things to them, so do not overlook them.
    49) Brush your teeth and drink lots of water (roughly 8 cups a day is good). Surprisingly the majorities of teens today have bad breath and don’t notice it, since you can’t really smell your bad breath (unless you were somehow able to stretch your nose and make it curve into your mouth). For example, would you rather kiss a girl with breath smelling like fish or kiss a girl with breath smelling like flowers?
    50) Tight white underwear (“tighty-whities”) is often a turnoff- wear boxers or boxer briefs, although personally I find tight underwear more comfortable.
    51) Messy and smelly rooms are often ugly, so clean them before you have someone over. Would you rather see your girl’s room all tidy and neat or all messy and smelly?
    52) Often when you think a girl has a strong hate for you they really just want you to apologize so they can properly love you again. Ever had a situation where you would just hate someone until they came up to you and apologized?
    53) Everyone will once in a while be in bad mood. When your girl is mad she will probably not feel like doing things she will normally do for you. Make her feel better or give it time.
    54) A “no” is simply a “no”. Enough said. Proper definition of “no” extracted from a dictionary: “indicating a negative response, used to refuse, deny, or disagree with something”
    55) Girls are not for homemade pornography- if they really liked being nude in front of cameras they would be porn stars.
    56) Sensitive men are liked by many women, often meaning you have more feelings for things, but over-sensitive is a turnoff. For example, don’t cry more than girls do during a tear-jerking movie.
    57) Keep your past girlfriends out of everything; don’t let them start any drama. Just keep them away.
    58) Forgetting a birthday would be a new form of human stupidity.
    59) Cuddling in a relationship is very important. Do you like a girl that just sits there or a girl that hugs and stays close to you often?
    60) All human beings have some sort of feelings, even the over-sized ones. Keep your rude comments to yourself, it shows that you are a good man.
    61) “Ugly outside, beautiful inside”. Never judge something from first glance- someone that is okay-looking may have a beautiful inside.
    62) Wipe away a girl’s tears during crying or even better, cry with her, showing your care.
    63) Just because your girlfriend doesn’t pick up the phone on the first ring does not necessarily mean she is not right beside the phone waiting for your call. Ever had it when you just watch your call display to display the incoming number?
    64) Spending a lot isn’t required if it actually means a lot. That little ice cream can mean as much to her as a new iPod, so use your money wisely without overspending.
    65) Make good use of the phrase “I love you”. Avoid it at all costs if you actually do not truly mean it.
    66) If you are around a girl and she is suddenly very quiet, many interesting thoughts are running through her mind, a lot of them possibly having to do with you. When she is not arguing with you, she is often thinking deeply. Ever had it when you argued with your parents about something and you often just let things come out of your mouth without much thought while if you were to discuss something normally you think more?
    67) Your little lies and excuses will eventually become obvious and women will lose all respect for you. Honesty is major, remember that. You can’t get away forever.
    68) Women like to talk about nearly ANYTHING amongst them, often including those little things you would never say to your male best friend. Naturally women are much more open-minded, so don’t be surprised when your girl’s best friend knows nearly every detail about you, including where you shave.
    69) When you and your girl are walking together and she frequently bumps her arm against yours, she wishes for you to hold her hand.
    70) When a girl just stands there all awkward, it’s best to hug her to rid of the awkwardness and make her comfortable.
    71) Heartbreak is unfortuneally very memorable and will be remembered for years, sometimes even a lifetime, so if you break someone’s heart and run into the same person a few years later, don’t expect her to have forgotten about it.
    72) When your girl is looking at you with questionable eyes, she is probably wondering how long you will be around with her. When she is staring at you, she is wondering what a wonderful guy you are.
    73) After asking “what’s wrong” and a few seconds later you get the short reply “I’m fine”, often in most situations she is actually not fine. If you are a good problem solver, ask her questions and try to help. If not (I’m not), just give it time or make her feel better.
    74) The head lying down on your chest calmly often is a sign that she wishes to remain with you forever.
    75) Ever went through the experience of a girl being especially mean to you after a breakup? This means she actually wants you back but she has the fear that she may get hurt and realize that you are gone forever.
    76) The phrase “I miss you” used by women is usually meaning that no one else can miss you more.
    77) When a girl tells you that she wouldn’t be able to live without you, she has made up her mind about her future with you.
    78) Whenever someone comments you or something, always respond with a positively polite “Thank You”, but do NOT put yourself down. Consider these examples.
    Do not do this:
    - Girl: I think you are really cute.
    Boy: Oh, I’m not that great at all.
    Don’t do this either:
    - Girl: You are really sweet.
    Boy: Aha, I can do better.


    This is the way to go:
    - Girl: I think you are a great person to be with.
    Boy: Thank You / Oh, that is very kind of you. / Oh, you’re sweet too.
    (Something along those lines)

    Do NOT brag though, for example, do NOT say anything like this:
    - Girl: You are cute.
    Boy: Oh, haha thanks, I’m very cute indeed, I’m super sexy man.
    79) Regardless of the subject in a conversation, do NOT bring up and avoid the talk of body image, such as fatness, losing/gaining weight, flat stomach, breast size, etc. I’ll give a few examples of things you shouldn’t say:
    - “My waist is 26” inches in size, how big is yours?”
    - “How much do you weigh?”
    - “Is your stomach completely flat? Do you have nice breasts?”
    - “Do you eat a lot?”
    - “Been running a lot outside lately?”
    - “Lose any weight?”
    And so forth.
    80) Avoid making rude comments about other people or certain things. For example, don’t say something like this:
    - Girl: So there is this new kid at our school.
    Boy: Oh, he is really stupid, he sucks at basketball and he smells like raw fish all the time. What a loser.
     
  3. Unread #2 - May 16, 2008 at 11:40 PM
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    I can't believe you took the time to Make/find/explore this. why would you even bother? not all girls could be like that.
     
  5. Unread #3 - May 16, 2008 at 11:41 PM
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    I think I mentioned that somewhere..


    but this was a long time ago, i just found it in My Documents
     
  7. Unread #4 - May 16, 2008 at 11:46 PM
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    I can sum it up in one phrase

    Talk to the girl.

    End of discussion.
     
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    I briefly scanned this, there are some interesting things in there which I do think will be helpful.
     
  11. Unread #6 - May 16, 2008 at 11:53 PM
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    I'll summarize this into one little paragraph:

    It is all about balance. Do not wear clothes straight out of the dumpster, but also do not go that far where you'll look better than the girl. Be well groomed, but not more groomed than the girl. Get a perfect balance of humor, courage, intelligence, and rhetoric. Can't be so funny that she won't take you seriously anymore, don't be too smart that you'll make her feel dumb, and don't talk so complexly that she doesn't know what the fuck you are saying. Be playful, don't bore her, be nice but not submissive to her every command. You have to be decisive and know what you want and how to get it. She needs someone to fall back on, so if you don't know what the fuck you are doing then she will leave you. And don't be emotional, if girls wanted someone emotional then they would all be lesbian. Be daring and creative so she will have fun and be thrilled to be around you, but not too much that you will scare the crap out of her. Go out into the world and practice, talk to anyone, and when someone likes what you are doing, stick with it.
     
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    I believe when I was writing this a couple months ago I was purposely making it very detailed and lengthy to stretch the whole thing, so perhaps you're right ^ .
     
  15. Unread #8 - May 17, 2008 at 12:11 AM
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    Kudos, there's very clearly been lots of effort put into this.

    At a first glance my guess is that this is accurate.
     
  17. Unread #9 - May 17, 2008 at 12:35 AM
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    nice job man, didnt read whole things, but what i did read made sense, good tips in it bro
     
  19. Unread #10 - May 17, 2008 at 12:42 AM
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    Great job man. It's so good I couldn't even read it all. But I gotta add, there are some chicks like my gf who work totally opposite the way you described =p
     
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    i didnt even read the guide because well right now its 5:16 am and im to tierd to read it so why not discuss but judging by length it seems you know wat you are talking about i sujest rubbing whip cream all over urself and running up askin if shed like desert or whoever had it in there sig say do you raise chickens? *girl*no*you* cause you make my cock raise but those are horible sujestions dont listen to wat i got to say my gf just dumped me because uh.... well idk why but read this guide if u dont know wat the hell you are doing i play football,basketball and track so im athletic and well know in the school which is a big help so maybe get into a sport and if u got the problem ur mom buys ur clothers i sujest getting a job or asking her for the money cause mom clothes are lets just face it there gay like seriously so get out there play a team sport get some better clothes and talk to them right because thats wat they like talking about everything sometimes only themselves*cheerleeders* stay away from them,and take things kinda slow kinda middle dont go to fast cause they will think you just want to get into there pants and thats not a good thing even if you want to dont let them know because if u take things slow then eventully u will get to that point.... dont even let ur freinds talk you into lieing to get the girl to stay the night as there cuzin so that your other freinds can talk to her because they stole a car and are no longer aloud to see each other because that got my girlfreind taken away from me 2 years ago at age 13 and it sucks cause that made her have to move to jersey and thats along way away but just take it slow and easy cause thats wat is meant to be if ur gonna marry this girl then u got plenty of time to get in her pants and no glove no love!!! long reply for a great thread
     
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    Think I mentioned that somewhere, everyone is different. =P
     
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    wow. you wasted alot of time for nothing mate.

    the one that needs a guide from cheating site to get girls/laid, is pathetic enough not to get a girl atall.
     
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    Awesome tips Dooshy, many of those are common knowledge but its amazing how many people don't use them.
     
  29. Unread #15 - May 17, 2008 at 3:52 PM
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    You don't take into account that women aren't animals and they DO have minds of their owns, and ALSO are not all the same.

    Guides to getting women are sexist, plain and simple. You make it sound like you don't care about them, you just want to get into their pants... because why else would you need "help" getting woman if you can't be yourself? If you have to change to get a girl to like you, it wont last unless you really believe in the changes you are making.
     
  31. Unread #16 - May 17, 2008 at 4:01 PM
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    Heh, nice guide, looked through it and as others said, seems to be good, must've taken you ages to write though!
     
  33. Unread #17 - May 17, 2008 at 4:57 PM
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    You didn't write this.
     
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    I remember being too shy not to get a girl myself. He's not telling you how to manipulate them, just advice on how to act with them.
     
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    I haven't bothered reading this, however when it comes down to it there really isn't a strict set of 80 guidelines that you need to follow, you just need to be yourself, but when saying be yourself we mean be your BEST SELF. Show confidance.
     
  39. Unread #20 - May 18, 2008 at 2:30 PM
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    A little Guide I wrote to help guys with the girls.

    Jeez. Some of that could not be more wrong. If you really fucking love someone then it's unconditional.
     
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