Stfu?

About 2 years ago I moved out of my parents house (at 18 plz). I only visit them once in a while, but holy shit did I regret it today.

I accidently forgot to belt up my pants (I was wearing them hanging/baggy ), and boy does my mom bitch. Shes has been bitching for the past 3 hours, and it's really getting on my last nerves (I'm really serious about this ).

I've tried apoligizing for about an hour. Result? More bitching
Left for an hour. Result? More bitching and acusing me of gay sex

I'm stuck there for another 3 days, and I can't take much more. Any tips on getting her to STFU?

 

just tell her to shut up and then you go for a walk or sumthin. always works for me

 

Won't work

 

Tell her that you moving to (far away place of your choice) to study (religion your parents will freak out about) and that you wont see them for 15 years, this will only work if your parents care about you though.
And if they do care about you they will start acting nice and maybe pamper you and try and convince you not to go, then once you leave phone them up and say they convinced you not to go.

 

oh man that made my day... Just tell her your tired of her bitching over ignorant shit.

 

Stamp your foot, squeal, and call her a ''vindictive little madame''.

 

Stamp your foot, squeal, and call her a ''vindictive little madame''.

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Might work if I knew how to say vindictive in my home language O.O.

 

Shes screaming at you for three hours...because you didnt wear a belt...

 

Your 18, take charge

 

Wow, thats a very anal mom. But if she is going to yell about something as minor as that, you might want to let it calm. Trying to do stuff might make it worse, and usually it can blow over. If thats not the case with your mom, than you have to confront her. I mean seriously, grab a belt, go to her, and speak up for yourself. Your over 18 now, act like the adult you are and stand on her level.

 

Haha gay sex. Why would you get accused of gay sex?

 

You're mom sounds like a psycho bitch to be honest.

She's accusing you of gay sex because you are wearing your pants low? Wow.

 

Do you live in her house?
If you still live in her house, shut your shit up.... Your no better then a child who is 12 living at home with their mother... You still depend on her and doing any foolish will only result in a bad scernio for you. If you can't take this advice, simply move out and you may do whatever you want.

 

just take a walk, smoke a cig, and relax.

 

bake her a cake then shove it in her throat!

 

1. Go to your nearest store and buy a tub of candy.
2. Then go in your backyard and dig a deep hole and cover up the hole with branches and leaves so it doesn't look like there is a hole there.
3. Wake up at around 3am when she is sleeping, and make a trail of sweets going from her bedroom to the hole. Problem solved.

 

Hell take the bitching, pull your damn pants up, put a belt on, and tell her you love her. For all you know she could get hit by a car tommorow and die, you wouldn't want the last memories of her fighting with you.

Yeah that was pretty intense, but shit happens.

 

Just say " mum look, if you're going to be like this I'm ganna just fuck off and you will never see my face ever again. "

 

Wearing a Belt next time might ease the situation, but she cant control your life hence you're 18.

 

lol dam prayer noobs.

Uhmm.. One you're 18, she has pretty much no authority over you by any law.

You could go for the nice approach

"Please mother, I am old enough for you to stop giving me a hard time"

OR

"Next time I fucking get my belt, you're going to be sorry"