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Say your pick up lines here.
  1. Unread #41 - May 2, 2008 at 6:21 PM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    Girl i wish you were a seed, so i could plant a whole field of u
     
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  3. Unread #42 - May 2, 2008 at 7:14 PM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    "If you were a hair-dryer I'd let you blow me all day."
    "If you were a squirrel I'd put my nuts in your hole."
    "Are you sure you don't work for a UPS company? I'm sure I saw you checking out my package."
    "Nice shoes, wanna have sex?"

    That's all I have because I'm not going to look on Google Pickup Lines ;).
     
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  5. Unread #43 - May 2, 2008 at 7:40 PM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    haha u fuckin stole my line....

    another cheesy one...
    are those space pants, cause ur ass is out of this world
     
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  7. Unread #44 - May 2, 2008 at 8:32 PM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    can i buy your library ( she ask why )... so i can check you out.
     
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  9. Unread #45 - May 2, 2008 at 10:52 PM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    Hey girl, did you eat a bowl of lucky charms this morning?? cause you look magically delicious!

    KthXbaI I ownzorz
     
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  11. Unread #46 - May 2, 2008 at 11:34 PM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    Are you from Tennessee cause your the only ten i see :D
    its a good way to get a girl a new nickname :p
     
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  13. Unread #47 - May 3, 2008 at 2:43 AM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    "I'm Gay".
     
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  15. Unread #48 - May 3, 2008 at 4:33 AM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    Pick-up lines don't work, but do start good conversations.

    FACTS:
    Most girls/women enjoy a gentleman
    Most girls/women enjoy romance
    Most girls/women enjoy money.

    Rofl, You can be a complete dickhead and still play it off, tap that shit once and go to the next, you just have to know what they are thinking then you can have all the pussy you want.

    Anyways, here is a pickup line.

    "My balls itch, wanna scratch em"
    or
    "Do you like sports? (yes) Let's bed wrestle"

    lmfao.. soo cheesy, yet work.
     
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  17. Unread #49 - May 3, 2008 at 5:50 AM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    Lol yer pick up lines dont really work....They just get ya embarrassed!
     
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  19. Unread #50 - May 3, 2008 at 6:32 AM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    They are moar of a conversation starter..
     
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  21. Unread #51 - May 3, 2008 at 7:22 AM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    This is actually quite a very good conversation lol
     
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  23. Unread #52 - May 3, 2008 at 10:51 AM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    We come for teh hax. We stay for the lulz.

    The best pick up line is:
    "Alright guys just set it up in the back, this thing cost me $19.95/hour from fuckin' U-Haul"
     
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  25. Unread #53 - May 3, 2008 at 10:56 AM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    heres my 1...: let me rearange the alphabet and put u and i together.
     
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  27. Unread #54 - May 3, 2008 at 10:59 AM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    Lol these me me lol, as they are so sad
     
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  29. Unread #55 - May 3, 2008 at 11:12 AM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    "now."

    it always works.
     
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  31. Unread #56 - May 3, 2008 at 11:38 AM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    Lol, their good ones.

    - Phatmat.
     
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  33. Unread #57 - May 3, 2008 at 2:14 PM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    LMFAO
     
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  35. Unread #58 - May 3, 2008 at 5:02 PM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    So do you fuck, suck and take it up the ass or am I wasting my time on a Jesus freak?

    Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!

    Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?

    I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.

    Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?

    Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... (wait for a second gauging her reaction)...ing drink?

    Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

    Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

    hahah lol
     
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  37. Unread #59 - May 3, 2008 at 6:26 PM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    I don't know if anyone said these, was to lazy to read all these dumb pick-up lines.

    " If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. "
    " Are you from tennessee? Cause your the only ' Ten I See '. "
    " How much does a polar bear weight? Enough to break the ice "
     
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  39. Unread #60 - May 3, 2008 at 6:38 PM
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    Say your pick up lines here.
    Lines guaranteed to NOT get you laid :):

    So how much? ...Eh looks like 10 bucks to me.

    Nice Eyes... wanna get laid?

    HEY! I'll rape you =D

    Your house have any security? Cause i might just come in tonight ;).

    She says: Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just havin' a good time?
    You say: Naw, its just a roll of quarters.
     
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