Did it for the lulz

Why is there all these battles? -_-

 

Merely to determine who is the 'King of the Ring.'

We are both red blooded, pugnacious beasts, and have to channel this fury.

 

-_- King of WHAT RING? The dissing ring? .....

 

Spelling errors are nothing compared to gramatical errors. Just my opinion.

min·is·cule (mn-skyl)
adj.
Variant of minuscule.

Not a real word.

Yup. Finger hit the wrong button. There goes my whole argument.

That is what it looked like.

I think I have already shown that I am able to speak eloquently, and that is your choice if you want all of your statements to make sense literally. But I don't want this to be a competition to see who is the best speller, I want to see who has the most wit and creativity in their arguments. I don't know about you but at the moment I think we are about equal, since no one has given up or made a complete ass of themselves.

So you basically complimented me. Thanks, I guess lol.

Why are you rude. It is not really a good trait to have. But yet again this is the internet.

I don't see how it can't be a bad thing.

Ok, "fuk off u gay noob" is way down there. Many adjectives + noun = not dull? You use this over and over again. Not much room for creativity, but a lot of room to show off your vast vocabulary. Yet again you are entitled to your own insults.

Over exaggerated.

Out of my Oxford: Sanctimonious: Synonyms: hypocritical, self-righteous, canting, pharisaical, etc.

Yeah in America we tend to one or two word insults such as bitch, shit, fuck, nigga, mothafucka, so I don't hear "little, sanctimonious maestro" that often, you nefarious little turd monkey.

Yes it took me half an hour to write this, but at least I am practicing my argumentative skills at the same time lol.

 

Aggressive battles are for those who can't present coherent arguments.

Honestly, I think it is going to be a tie. If there was a winner, shakaka, 5w33t p00per or someone would have already posted a big "/FAIL" or "/WIN" by now. And I doubt anyone will even take the time to read these horrificly long posts to determine who the winner is, lol.

King of the internets :O

 

Ignore me for not quoting, but it does take rather a long time.

Firstly, the 'dismanted' correction was a typo. I meant 'dismantled'.

Secondly, spelling mistakes are grammatical errors.

Thirdly, 'sanctimonious' takes predominant use as an insulting word - as you said- self-righteous. Or rather, it does in Britain, and on British soaps. ('You sanctimonious little cow!)

Fourthly, 'nefarious' has been used too many times. It is obsolete. I am constantly replenishing my collection of favorite words.

I think the following sounds better:
'take your filthy, acidic, virulent hands away from your keyboard, you menacing sludgeball.'

Fifthly, rudeness makes my life ever so more interesting. Being nice to people constantly does become slightly tedious. Have you ever tried it?

 

It's 'pompous'

 

Clank, for crying out loud, GTFO.
Tired of your shit

 

don u be haten on finn

 

Yes, it does.

No, grammar is the framework on how to construct sentences, it has a little to do with spelling but it is more about the rules governing the use of a language.

Cultural differences :/

First time I ever used that word. Nefarious is nowhere close to being as overused as "fuck" or "shit." You probably use it frequently, but not many people are like you.

Lol funny.

I like being nice to people, then they are nice to me back and everyone is happy. But if they are rude to me then I am going to be rude to them.

 

I'm not "haten" on Finn, it is just an insult war for the fuck of it.

 

Finn - win.

 

How so?

 

'Nefarious' has been overused in people's impersonations of me.

 

Finniscool.. to be cool you need to win :3

 

Since I do not know you that well, I wouldn't know how and with what words people impersonate you.

Well, I guess it ends right here. Nothing more to argue about. Good fight. I would say it is a tie, but obviously I have a lower post count and no ranks. Plus people know you more and some of the new people lick your ass to gain respect. But I am not like that, I get to know people normally and try to be an equal with them. Good battle.